Well, well well what do we have here? In 1986, WWF put out a three part “Collector’s Series” that were brief, 45 minute tapes that I believe was footage they had lying around and wanted to make a buck out of. That could only explain the choice of matches for 2 of the 3 tapes. So the next three reviews are for the “Collector’s Series” This tape starts out without the Coliseum Video opening. That’s a bad omen. We do start out with Vince McMahon as our host for the evening. He runs down the card and the record needle scratches for mebefore the first match as a tape with the “Greatest” matches features Uncle Elmer and Brutus Beefcake in Vince’s intro…not a good sign. We also get Randy Savage’s IC title win and Iron Sheik’s famous World Title win over long time champion Bob Backlund. Unless the matches are drastically edited, it shouldn’t be that bad of a tape.
Match 1
“Mr. Wonderful” Paul Orndorff vs Hulk Hogan for the WWF Heavyweight Championship
Commentators: Gorilla Monsoon and Jesse “The Body” Ventura
Hogan and Orndorff were rivals dating back to high school so its no surprise they’d be taking on each other in the WWF. This may not be their most famous match (Wrestlemania 1, Big Event, or the Cage match) but this is one of the earlier bouts because there’s a ramp leading to the ring. Actually this match was from April 21, 1985 shortly after Wrestlemania. We’re in the Maple Leaf Gardens in Toronto Canada as I can tell by some of the ambience in the background. We start off with Orndorff climbing the second rope as Vince is still yapping and Hogan delivering a back suplex off the second rope. Hogan is in the yellow trunks with Orndorff in the blue. Hogan sends Paul off and delivers a running clothesline knocking him flat. Paul begs off but Hogan caters to the crowd forcing Orndorff to bail to the outside. Orndorff makes his way back inside and then Hogan delivers a side headlock followed by a shoulderblock, then Orndorff bails again. Monsoon “A good little man has never beaten a good big man”….then again this was the dawn of Vince McMahon’s bodybuilder era and it would be 10 years before the “little” men such as Bret Hart, Shawn Michaels, 123 Kid, Brian Pillman among others got their due. They exchange right hands before Hogan goes to the eyes, no doubt pleasing Ventura. Hogan delivers a running clothesline into the corner then atomic drops Mr. Wonderful followed by a headbutt. Hogan covers for a deuce as Monsoon says there’s been a lot of trash talking going down between the two of them. Orndorff delivers his first offensive move 3 minutes in, a kneelift followed by his trademark forearms to the back of the head/neck area (which Hogan says have caused permanent damage, ouch). Orndorff now drops knees to the back of the head before heaving Hogan through the ropes to the outside. Outside, Paul sends Hogan into the steel guardrail before putting the boots to him. Orndorff climbs back inside and caters to the crowd before climbing out and putting the boots to Hogan again. Hogan rolls in so Paul continues to use heel tactics to weaken the champion. Orndorff executes a snap suplex then drops a knee to the throat, the cover gets 1….2…and he got him…no he didn’t. Damn, that was annoying just to type and I had to listen to Vince say it again and again for years. Orndorff continues to stomp away before Hogan begins to rally by ramming Paul’s head into the top turnbuckle a bunch of times. Orndorff staggers and Hogan catches him with a running elbow to the head. Hogan scoop slams Paul and goes for a running elbow drop, but Orndorff rolls out of the way in time. Paul stomps away then goes upstairs, he hits a flying bodypress that Hogan rolls through and the sloppy cover gets 1…2….3 to win the match. Ventura says Orndorff’s shoulders weren’t down but the replay shows they were. Win number 1,203 in a row for Hogan out of about….100,000 to go until 1988 or so. Wasn’t that bad of a match but certainly nothing on the level of their eventual cage match. This was definitely not one of the “greatest matches” they had.
Time of match: 7:25
Winner: Hulk Hogan by pinfall
There is no segment, onto the next match.
Match 2
“Macho Man” Randy Savage (with Miss Elizabeth) vs Tito Santana for the WWF Intercontinental Championship
Commentators: Gorilla Monsoon and Jesse “The Body” Ventura
This match would solidify Savage as a main event player so let’s go back to February 8, 1986 in the Boston Garden (sweeeeet). Macho Man has on the yellow trunks with Tito in the red. Savage jumps in the ring then locks up with Tito, they go back and forth shoving each other as Monsoon hypes the contest. They exchange go-behind’s before Savage hightails it to the ropes and bails to the outside. Back inside Randy headlocks Tito but Santana scissors out of it as Monsoon tells how Macho Man ripped up a bouquet of flowers someone handed to Elizabeth. Ventura “Can you imagine the gall of someone trying to hand her flowers?” They circle the ring as I notice the marquee saying the main event is Hillbilly Jim vs Big John Studd…..yeah, this match is much better. Camera cuts to the lovely Elizabeth as Savage sticks a thumb to the eye, pissing off Santana who chases him out of the ring. Savage yells at a security dude before turning around into right hands from Tito. Santana goes to ram Savage into the post but Randy stops him and throws the champ back inside. Macho Man goes upstairs but jumps into a right hand to the mid section as the Garden crowd applauds. Tito goes to work with right hands and a scoop slam but can’t deliver the flying forearm because Savage bailed to the outside. Santana chases after him but falls for the “first guy back in the ring clobbers the other guy” routine. Savage goes for a boot but Santana catches it, spins him around and delivers an atomic drop. Santana covers for the first pinfall attempt but Randy quickly gets the foot on the ropes. Macho Man goes for the eyes as Danny Davis admonishes him for it, dirty cheater! Randy delivers an axehandle to the back then covers for a 2 count. Savage delivers a left arm clothesline and covers for 1…2…thr….woah, nope. Santana kicks out in time as Savage goes upstairs and once again delivers an axehandle. Another cover gets a near fall as Randy protests to Davis, then Santana begins to rally before Savage gets another thumb to the eye. Santana falls to the arena floor as Randy goes upstairs to deliver an axe handle smash onto him. Ventura says you can’t win the title on the floor and says that’s how Santana escaped against Jesse himself…heh. Santana crawls on the apron where he’s greeted with a right hand right between the eyes. Santana reverses a charge and rams Savage into the ring post, back inside he punches Savage down before putting the boots to him. He hops on the second rope and delivers an elbow smash, the cover gets 1…2…nope, foot on the rope. Tito whips Randy into the corner but a charge eats knee then Savage gets a breather on the top turnbuckle, he covers but Santana throws him ontop of Davis. Tito hits a small package out of nowhere but Davis is still groggy and by the time he makes the count, Savage kicks out at 2. Tito charges but Randy counters with a back elbow smash, then goes for a knee drop but….hits it? He lands on Santana but then rolls around clutching his knee so someone screwed up. Tito pounces and goes to work on the injured leg but Danny Davis keeps getting in the way for some reason. Santana gives the sign for the figure four and applies it as the crowd goes wild, he’s got it locked in the center of the ring. Savage quickly rolls over and makes it to the ropes to break the hold. Savage rolls to the apron but Santana is relentless and suplexes Macho Man back inside the ring. Santana misses a move so Randy slides to the ring apron to pull out something from his tights. He swings and misses and Tito goes for a back suplex, however Randy clocks Santana with the object on the way down. Randy crawls over on top of Tito and Davis gets down 1……2….THREE AND WE GOT A NEW CHAMPION. Thinking quickly, Savage tosses the piece of steel to the outside as Davis never saw it. Its official, the Macho Man is your new Intercontinental Champion. Savage limps to the back as Monsoon scoffs at the blatent cheating by the Macho Man, Ventura says it’s brilliant. Talk about a passing of the torch, Santana would never see another singles title in 7 more years with the company while Savage still had a yearlong IC title reign along with 2 future WWF Championship runs to go. Does it belong on a tape like this, yes! 1 out of 2 so far.
Time of match: 10:32
Winner: Randy Savage by pinfall (new IC Champion)
There is no segment, onto the next match
Match 3
The Iron Sheik (with Classy Freddie Blassie) vs Bob Backlund (with Arnold Skaaland) for the WWF Heavyweight Championship
Commentators: Gorilla Monsoon and Pat Patterson
The match that paved the way for the Rock N Wrestling connection to happen, let’s get some backstory out of the way first. Vince McMahon Jr bought the promotion from his father Vince Sr and decided to go national, something unheard of in the territorial days of wrestling. To do this however, he needed a larger than life star. His current WWF Champion Bob Backlund was one of the greatest mat-based wrestlers to ever step in the ring, but on the mic and on camera he was about as exciting as a glass of water. However, he noticed a muscular man with unparallel charisma in the AWA named Hulk Hogan and decided that if he could get this guy, the business would really take off. Once he signed Hogan, he had to get the title on him as soon as possible. The problem was Backlund refused to lose to someone without a realistic amateur background and in those days, babyface vs babyface matches were also unheard of. They needed what was known as a transition champion, someone to beat Backlund for the title and to drop it to Hogan. Vince looked at his roster for a heel with amateur abilities and found The Iron Sheik, a former Olympian for the Iranian national team and on December 26, 1983….Sheik met Backlund for the title in Madison Square Garden. To set the match up for more drama, Backlund was attacked by Sheik and Blassie the week before to drive home the point Backlund was not 100 percent going into the match. It should also be noted Backlund has his head shaved, up to this point in his career he had a full head of hair. Backlund usually wrestled in standard trunks but had on a red singlet for this one. Sheik is in the blue trunks and doesn’t wait for instructions to attack Backlund from behind as the bell rings. He strangles Bob with his turban while his robe is still on. Sheik tosses his turban away then strangles Bob with his robe as Blassie looks on with a smile. Sheik pounds away on the side of the injured neck then boots him a few times. Blassie shouts out “BALI BALI BALI!” a few times until some guy in the crowd shouts it back at him. Bali is actually an island in Indonesia and Blassie admitted in his autobiography he didn’t know what “Bali” meant but as a heel manager, he had to at least look like he knew the language of his wrestler (talk about a lost art). Sheik applies an arm-bar before Backlund arm drags out of it, however Sheik quicky pounces on him with more boots and another arm-bar. Sheik shouts “IRAN NUMBVA VUN!” as Backlund powers out of it and snap mares him over. Backlund favors his left shoulder as Sheik once again bars the arm up, Blassie yells out “SHEIK” and he looks over and smiles at his manager. Patterson shills Iron Sheik and says how determined he is to win the title as Backlund starts jiggling Sheik’s pectoral area (wtf???). Eventually Backlund gets to his feet and sends Sheik off the ropes but runs into a shoulderblock. Blassie yells “COME ON, COME ON!” as Sheik runs into a hiptoss by the champ. Backlund slumps to his knees as Monsoon notes how much pain Bob is despite the fact he hiptossed Sheik with his right arm. Sheik quickly recovers and puts more boots to the back then goes back to the arm-bar. Blassie yells to stomp and “kick em” and Sheik acknowledges him but remains with the arm bar. Sheik then shoots a reversen half and makes a cover but Backlund bridges out of it at 1. Patterson makes note of Sheik’s olympic medal past as Backlund powers out of the hold and delivers a forearm to the gut. Backlund delivers another forearm but then just sits there on his knees to Sheik applies a surfboard. We get a TAPE EDIT….and we skip about 30 seconds to a minute and when we return, Patterson says it helps to have a manager at ringside. Backlund tries to power out of the surfboard but Sheik takes command for another 15 seconds. Bob eventually tosses Sheik and goes for a Nautilus cover but Sheik rolls over and delivers a side headlock, which Backlund scissors out of. Sheik rolls to his knees and bridges so Backlund tries a backslide but his shoulder gives out allowing Sheik to put the boots to him. Sheik misses an elbow drop as Arnold at ring side looks concerned. Sheik goes for a snap suplex but Backlund rolls out of it and goes for his finisher, the rolling prawn hold but again his shoulder gives out at 2. Blassie shouts at Sheik to “kick em” but Sheik instead stands over Backlund giving the sign for the camel clutch. Blassie continues to shout “KICK EM!” but Backlund gets to his knees allowing Sheik to put him in his finisher. Monsoon and Patterson raise their voices to signify how deadly the camel clutch was at the time however Backlund refuses to give up. After 15 seconds Arnold Skaaland stands up and throws in the towel despite the fact Backlund never gave up (these turn of events actually would turn into an angle 11 years later but we’ll get to that at another time). The ref sees the towel and calls for the bell and the crowd goes LIVID. The Iron Sheik is the new WWF Champion and the 5 year reign of Backlund is over. Freddie Blassie climbs in the ring and celebrates loudly with Sheik in the ring, Fred revealed in his autobiography that he new the predetermined outcome of the match but the enthusiasm that one of his proteges had won the title was 100 percent real. Monsoon hypes up the new champ and Patterson says “I am stunned.” Most of the crowd is stunned too, everyone now thinks John Cena or Triple H holds the title too long after a few months….try 5 YEARS. Hogan had the title from 84 to 88 and even that was shorter than Backlund’s reign. With this win, Iron Sheik cements his status as a hall of fame wrestler, it opens the door for Hogan and the Rock n Wrestling connection to step in and dominate the industry and it also plants a seed for a comeback by Backlund 11 years later. Blassie puts the belt on upside down as Howard Finkel announces the new champ. Sheik’s reign would only last a month but the night was his, and no one can ever take that away. Does this belong as a “greatest” match? Absolutely! We’re 2 out of 3 so far.
Time of match: An un-official 11:50 due to the tape edit
Winner: The Iron Sheik by submission (new WWF Champion)
There is no segment, on to the final match.
Match 4
The Country Boys (Hillbilly Jim and Uncle Elmer) vs The Dream Team (Brutus Beefcake and Greg Vallentine) with Luscious Johnny V
Commentators: Gorilla Monsoon and Alfred Hays
On a tape titled GREATEST matches…..you mean to tell me that Brutus Beefcake, Hillbilly Jim and Uncle Elmer are capable of having a great match? Fortunately Greg “The Hammer” Valentine is involved so we’ll give this the benefit of the doubt for now since he’s capable of carrying a match. This Madison Square Garden match is from September 1985 since that’s after when the Dream Team beat The US Express for the belts, meanwhile Johnny V is wearing an impeccable suit. Hillbilly and Elmer enter without music as Monsoon says the advantage goes to The Dream Team based on their cohesiveness in the ring. Hays says the most dangerous wrestler of the match is Valentine (true) and Monsoon says he reminds him of Pedro Morales (also true). Brutus is in the long blue tights, Valentine is in the black trunks. Jim is in standard gear and Elmer has the white shirt on under the overalls. Greg starts out with Jim and the big guy cartwheels to show his injured leg has healed. (Dream Team did a number on him and Cousin Junior months earlier). Valentine wastes no time and springs with a headlock which Jim turns into a telegraphed big boot (seriously Greg, he put his foot up as soon as you left to run, how did you not see it coming?) Anyway Valentine does his “Valentine Flop” as Jim goes to work with a headbutt into the corner. Jim whips Greg off the corner and delivers a sloppy looking shoulder breaker which Valentine sells anyway. Hillbilly goes for the cover but the referee is out of position resulting in a one count. Jim goes to a side headlock then tags in Elmer who delivers a sloppy looking punch to the gut. Elmer picks Greg up by the throat and heaves him halfway across the ring. Valentine begs off in the corner before climbing up to the second rope as Elmer stands there shaking a fist at him. Valentine delivers a forearm to the back of the neck and I nearly spit out my popcorn….ELMER WAS WATCHING HIM GO UP THE TURNBUCKLE, WHAT DO YOU THINK HE WAS ABOUT TO DO? Valentine tags in Beefcake for the first time all match and he delivers a running boot to the neck. Beefcake stomps away then struts around the ring, heh. Valentine tags back in and delivers a running elbow drop to the fallen Elmer. Valentine drops another elbow then makes the cover, but Elmer tosses him off at 1. Beefcake tags in and baits Hillbilly Jim to get in the ring but neither one of The Dream Team does anything to take advantage. Beefcake continues to go to work but Elmer crawls his way to the corner and makes the tag to Jim. Hillbilly cleans house of Valentine and Beefcake before catching Brutus with a bearhug. Beefcake waves for Greg to help and he delivers a knee to the back of Hillbilly Jim, breaking the hold. Jim delivers a punch to the gut then somersaults into the corner to make the tag to Elmer. Elmer one arm slams Beefcake then drops a big leg on him before making the cover..1…nope, Valentine drops an elbow to save his partner. Hillbilly intercepts Valentine and now a brawl erupts, forcing Johnny V to make his way onto the apron. Jim headbutts him as Elmer does an avalanche to Beefcake in the corner. Elmer does a bearhug of his own in the middle of the ring on Beefcake but doesn’t see Valentine going upstairs. Greg comes off the top with a forearm that knocks Brutus on top of Elmer, and the ref turns around to see it..1…..2….3 and this one is over. Jim had more than enough time to make the save but didn’t turn around, which is why The Country Boys never did shit in their tenure, too stupid. First Elmer watches Valentine deliver a forearm and then Jim doesn’t have the presence of mind to turn his head 3 feet to notice his partner in trouble. Either way this mess is over and The Dream Team have retained the titles. Beefcake and Valentine bail with the belts as they are pelted with garbage then the credits roll.
Time of match: 4:59
Winners: The Dream Team by pinfall
Well, for a 4 match collector’s tape….it shockingly was pretty good. You had an awesome IC title match, the landmark title change from Backlund to Sheik, the talents of Greg Valentine and Paul Orndorff and of course the focal point of the company Hulk Hogan. The commentary was decent (shocking consider Alfred Hays was in one of the matches) and the tape was short and sweet for people that have lousy attention spans. Could have done without the edit job of Backlund’s match but other than that, nothing too much to complain about. Normally this would be a 4 star tape but this was supposedly the ‘GREATEST’ matches and I can’t forgive Uncle Elmer being in a match dubbed “the greatest” so a half star off for the obvious lie. Another star off because that was not the best Hogan match they had either. 3 1/2 stars out of 5 and definitely watchable if you can get your hands on it. The next tape after this is THE HULKSTER HULK HOGAN so we’ll pick up there.
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