Best of the WWF Volume 2 (WF007)

best of the wwf 2

BEST OF THE WWF VOLUME 2 (WF007)

After ANDRE THE GIANT came this tape. The first one looked at some historical matches as well as some of the top matches from the current era. This one is more historically oriented with matches centered in the 70’s and even the 60’s. As we approach 30 years since the tape came out, modern technology can keep track of every match that happens nowadays. Unfortunately a lot of the good stuff from the early 60’s and 70’s has been lost because of lack of footage. I’m guessing this is what they could salvage. We open the tape with the Coliseum Video intro and Gorilla Monsoon (in a bowtie) welcomes us to the video room. The guy behind him is wide awake this time, unlike in ANDRE THE GIANT. Monsoon says the tape will be mostly a look at old footage of matches that younger fans have never seen before, which is no understatement. Remember this was 1985, there was no internet plus VCR’s were in their infancy. Sucks because some of the legends like Killer Kowalski have been dead now longer than some of the children watching WWE today have been alive. Anyway let’s get to the first match, which is historical.

 

Match 1

The North/South Connection (Adrian Adonis and Dick Murdoch) vs The Soul Patrol (Rocky Johnson and Tony Atlas) for the WWF Tag Team Championship

Commentators: Vince McMahon and Gene Okerlund

   We go back to April 17, 1984 to see if two white guys can defeat the popular black tag team champions. Behind the scenes there was a lot going on which I’ll get to at the very end. Speaking of very end, Rocky Johnson was 4 months away from turning 40 which ironically would be the end of his WWF career. Atlas was a full 10 years younger than Rocky. Dick was 37 and Adonis was 29 so these guys were a good group of veterans. Monsoon tells us Rocky Johnson used to spar with Muhammad Ali (hence why Rocky did the Ali shuffle) as the champs enter. Adonis and Murdoch are in the black tights and both champs are in red although Johnson has white stars on his. Murdoch gives Atlas shit as the bell rings. It’ll be Johnson and Adonis starting things off here. Monsoon in the voice over tells us while Adonis and Murdoch have inferior physiques, they’re the superior wrestlers with eons of experience. It’s a study in contrast how Murdoch and Adonis represented the old school wrestlers while the others represented the incoming bodybuilder era. Adonis runs into a series of armdrags and Murdoch interferes to receive the same treatment. Murdoch retreats and Adonis eats another armdrag into an armbar. Adonis reaches his feet, trips up Johnson, gets pushed into the ropes but cartwheels away from the monkey flip attempt. Adrian runs off the ropes but right into a scoop slam. Adonis is in the wrong corner so he gets tagged with a right hand by Atlas. Rocky takes him over with another armdrag and turns into an arm bar. Adonis scoop slams Johnson and makes the tag, but Murdoch runs into another armdrag. Atlas tags in and picks up where Rocky left off. Murdoch nips up, they exchange armbars and Okerlund wonders how Murdoch nipped up like that. Murdoch backs Tony into the corner and unloads with right hands. Atlas whips him into the opposite corner but a charge eats elbow. Murdoch rams Tony’s head into Adrian’s knee and tags him in. Adonis unloads with left fists and forearms all over Atlas. Murdoch tags in and together they deliver a double back elbow smash. Dick gets in a few more shots before Tony lands in a big haymaker followed by a headbutt that sends Murdoch flying. Atlas staggers into the wrong corner where Adonis snaps him throat first off the top rope. Dick drops an elbow and makes the cover but Tony powers out and sends Murdoch on top of referee Dick Kroll. Tony delivers a headbutt to the gut and Dick tags Adrian back in. Atlas nails Adrian with a jumping headbutt then makes the tag to Johnson. Rocky dropkicks Adonis down as Murdoch interferes and gets met with unfriendly right hands. Atlas gets back in and the champs whip the Connection together. Murdoch sprawls out of the ring while Johnson turns Adonis over into a Boston crab. Kroll shoos Atlas out of the ring giving Murdoch enough time to get in a boot to the back of the head of Johnson. Atlas sends Murdoch flying over the top rope with a right hand then takes off in hot pursuit. Johnson headbutts Adrian over the top rope as Murdoch climbs on the apron. Atlas intercepts him and lifts him up in a gorilla press for Johnson to get some shots in. All of a sudden Adrian catches Johnson with a running roll up for 1….2…3 AND WE GOT NEW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS! Okerlund “Ohhhh no! You have gotta be kidding me!” Adonis and Murdoch celebrate in the corner with the belts as Johnson is irate at himself. Okerlund “I am in shock!” The ring announcer confirms it as the bad guys get a loud cheer from the crowd despite Vince’s claim to otherwise. We go back to the instant replay to see Adonis get the cover (and it was a clean one too, no tights pulling). So as I was saying earlier, there were a lot going on behind the scenes. According to Atlas, he and Johnson didn’t get along. One time Rocky went as far as to leave Tony behind at the hotel so he would miss his booking. Realizing that as over as they were on television, Vince simply couldn’t have his tag champs wanting to kill each other so he took the belts off them. Rocky’s career in the WWF would soon draw to a close with Atlas chugging on for a few more years. Does this match belong on the “Best of”? Considering it was a title change, yes.

 

Time of match: 4:58

Winners: Adonis and Murdoch by pinfall (New WWF Tag Team Champions)

 

On to the next one

 

Match 2

Don “The Magnificent” Muraco vs Pedro Morales for the WWF Intercontinental Championship

Commentators: Vince McMahon and Gorilla Monsoon

   We go back to January 22, 1983 in Madison Square Garden to see Morales defend the IC title against Muraco. Morales was the first triple crown champion in history, winning the IC title nearly a decade after capturing the WWF Heavyweight championship. Morales is wearing a red ring jacket over his red tights a Muraco is wearing a red t-shirt over his black tights with white lightning bolt on the ass. Don attacks Pedro before the bell. Referee Dick Kroll tries to pull Muraco apart but Morales answers with an eye rake. Monsoon tells us it was Muraco who dethroned Morales’ first title reign in June of 1981. Morales regained the title in November 81 and held it to this current point. In all, Morales was a 2 time IC champ, 1 time world champ and one time tag champ (with Bob Backlund). Morales rips the front of Muraco’s shirt clean off and punches him with it. The bell finally rings as Pedro sheds his ring jacket and the belt. Morales waffles Muraco with the belt and sends him flying, which would have been an instant DQ nowadays. The crowd pops as Pedro slams Muraco using the ankles. Pedro rips the right side of the t-shirt off and nails Don with it as Monsoon brings up their last match which ended in a double DQ. Pedro rings Muraco by the neck with the shirt remnants and heaves him into the center of the ring. Muraco begs off in the corner as Vince chastises Pedro for letting him rest in the corner. Kroll pushes Pedro back so Muraco can stagger to his feet. Pedro charges and nails Muraco with a forearm. Don reverses a whip and sends Pedro in, who sunset flips the charging Muraco for 1…2..nope. Pedro sends Don reeling out of the ring with a hard left hand. Morales reaches through the ropes and sends Don face first into the side of the ring. Muraco still has remnants of his shirt on as he crawls back to his feet only to be driven into the apron again. Don makes it to the apron and Pedro sends him into the ringpost. Muraco flair flops down on the concrete floor. Pedro goes up to the top but Muraco crawls under the apron to avoid the jump. Don crawls back inside and begs off again. Don retreats to the corner but Pedro catches him with a left hand. Don sends Pedro off the ropes and drops down but the alert Morales kicks him in the head. Morales gets a “Pedro, Pedro” chant going as Muraco begs off in the corner again. Pedro goes to a hammerlock but Muraco mule kicks him in the gonads, ouch. Muraco grabs what’s left of his t-shirt and chokes Pedro with it. Pedro then mule kicks Muraco in the balls as Vince says it’s returning the favor. Kroll tells Morales to knock it off rather than disqualify him, looks like the rules were much more lenient back in the day. Monsoon “Doesn’t make it right but it makes it even.” Kroll finally gets the last bit of t-shirt out of the ring and we’re almost a full 5 minutes into the match. Pedro gets in a left hand and whips Pedro into the opposite corner. Muraco moves out of the way and a charging Morales goes crashing knee first into the corner. Both men are down as we get an instant replay of what just happened. Muraco goes to work on the injured left knee including a 1st turnbuckle flip. Our first TAPE EDIT now has Muraco going for a spinning toe-hold only to be booted shoulder first into the ringpost. Pedro clocks him with a left hand and executes an atomic backbreaker on the injured knee. Monsoon “I can’t believe he did that!” Vince “Not a smart move.” Morales is back on his feet and turns him over into a boston crab, but crumbles to the mat in pain. Morales gets in a left punch then goes for a scoop slam…only for his leg to give out and Muraco lands on top of him. The ref makes the cover 1…2….THREE AND WE HAVE A NEW CHAMPION! We go to the replay and cut right there. Wow, no time for a post-match celebration? Either way this was the beginning of the end for Pedro as the 40 year old had passed the torch to Muraco. Pedro would hang on for a few more years but his best days were behind him. Muraco would go on to have several important matches over the next 5 years, some of which as IC champion. Does this belong on this kind of tape? Once again, title changes mean yes.

 

Time of match: An un-official 8:24

Winner: Don Muraco by pinfall (New Intercontinental champion)

 

On to the next one

 

Match 3

Killer Kowalski vs Pedro Morales

Commentator: Jesse Ventura

   We go WAY back for this one, July 22, 1974 in Madison Square Garden, nearly 10 years prior to the previous match. Kowalski was a few months shy of his 48th birthday but they didn’t call him “Killer” for nothing. Kowalski, Freddie Blassie and Mad Dog Vachon were the true grandfathers of the rough-house style that relied on brutality rather than technical skill (although Mad Dog had plenty of technical skill). For the youngsters that don’t know, Kowalski trained many a wrestler including Triple H, Scotty Two Hotty, Chyna, “The Candyman” Jerry Seavey, Tony Roy, Kofi Kingston, Damien Sandow, Eddie Edwards and Mike Hollow just to name a few. Kowalski has long purple tights with a yellow lightning bolt and Morales has his standard red trunks. Monsoon gives us a background check of Kowalski as Killer backs Pedro in the corner and delivers a headlocked punch to the throat. Kowalski chokes Morales in the corner then climbs the ropes to punch him. Monsoon tells us about his finisher, the dreaded claw hold. Kowalski goes to work in the corner as Monsoon brings up the wrestling school he ran in Malden. Killer goes for a big right hand but Morales ducks it and drops him with a big left hand. Kowalski begs off in the corner as Morales acknowledges the crowd, giving Kowalski enough time to execute a single-leg takedown. Killer works over the left leg and applies the claw hold on the leg. We get a TAPE EDIT that can’t be more than a few seconds because Kowalski still has the hold on the leg only a few feet from where we cut. Ventura brings up Kowalski’s massive hands which made the claw hold so effective. Kowalski hooks the trunks and goes for the pinfall but the ref catches him. Kowalski bellows and continues to kick the injured leg. Morales gets to his feet and Kowalski continues to kick and punch. The ref pries Killer off of Pedro but Kowalski is undaunted, BITING Morales on the leg. Kowalski goes to bite him again but Morales grabs him by the hair and then rakes the eyes. Kowalski stomps around but walks right into a left forearm. Another big left haymaker sends Kowalski flying backwards into the ropes. Pedro grabs Killer by the ears, ducks under a right hand and sends Kowalski down with another left hand. The ref gives Kowalski a standing 8 count like it’s a boxing match while Ventura wonders why Morales doesn’t attack. Morales once again looks out to the crowd and Kowalski pounces on the injured leg. Kowalski hooks Pedro’s leg in the ropes as Killer hammers away at it. Finally the ref gets Kowalski back only for him to walk into a boot to the mid-section. Another punch to the throat staggers Killer and Pedro whips him hard into the buckle. Morales goes for an armbar but Killer punches his way out. They trade punches until Pedro scores with a big left to the ear that drops Killer to one knee. Killer goes for a high crotch takedown but Morales counters with a series of punches to the head. Pedro caters to the crowd and for the third time, Killer takes advantage with a single-leg takedown. He applies the dreaded claw hold in the center of the ring and for whatever reason we TAPE EDIT. Now Kowalski double stomps Pedro and re-applies the claw hold as Ventura says Killer would mix up his strategy, if attacking the leg didn’t work then go for the stomach. Morales gets to his knees as the ref asks if he’s had enough. Morales powers out of the claw hold with axehandles to the back but Killer comes back and bites him in the side of the face. Ventura says it’s a bad move because it’ll just piss him off. Sure enough Pedro comes back and bites Kowalski as Killer stomps around. Killer misses with a right hand and Pedro lands another haymaker to the throat. Pedro sends him off and delivers a punch to the mid-section. Another whip ends with Pedro backdropping Kowalski. Killer drops Pedro with a punch to the ribs then goes for the double stomp, but misses. Undaunted, Killer puts the boots to him then goes for the claw. Morales blocks it so Killer bites him again. Pedro pounds the mat in frustration and punches Kowalski through the ropes and to the outside. Pedro follows him and sends him into the ring-post. Killer punches Pedro and Morales tosses him back into the ring. Pedro climbs back in but the bell rings. Pedro chokes Kowalski under the bottom rope. The ref pries Morales off and they continue to brawl. Finally Killer’s had enough and he retreats to the back. Ventura “As you can see Killer Kowalski was not a fan favorite”. Well that match was something else, it was a 10 minute brawl really. Does it belong on this tape? Of course, any time Killer Kowalski’s in action is a good thing. Who cares if the IWG (Internet Wrestling Geeks) don’t like brawls?

 

Time of match: 10:27

Winner: None (Double countout)

 

Match 4

Sky Low Low and Little Brutus vs The Jamaica Kid and Billy The Kid

Commentator: Gorilla Monsoon

  We go further back in time to August 1st, 1970 for some midget action. Jamaica Kid tries to interfere when Brutus attacks Billy so the ref picks him up and carries him back to his corner. A TAPE EDIT now has Low Low trapping Billy in a crucifix for a one count. Brutus runs in and pulls Billy back into the crucifix so the ref pushes Billy on top. He counts 1 before Brutus pushes Billy back only for the ref to push him back on top, ha…ha..ha… Eventually Billy turns himself over and  gets to his feet, putting Low Low in a fireman’s carry. Low Low rakes the face as Brutus interferes and punches Billy in the stomach. Low Low falls on top and goes for the front headlock but Jamaica Kid nails him with a right hand to the crowd’s delight. Another TAPE EDIT now has Low Low and Brutus trapping Billy in the corner. Jamaica Kid then chases Low Low all around the ring until Low Low picks up the referee and drops him trying to escape. The irate referee brings Jamaica Kid back to his corner allowing Brutus to hold Billy for Low Low to get up to the top rope. Low Low loses his balance and falls down as Billy backs up Brutus into his corner and unloads with the heavy artillery. Billy backs up to the far side of the ring and launches himself full force into Brutus.  He goes for another shoulder tackle but Brutus moves out of the way and Billy crashes into Jamaica Kid. Low Low tags in for another TAPE EDIT. Low Low goes for a big right hand but misses and lands flat on his ass. Brutus interferes and Billy sends Low Low into him. Billy makes the cover with the referee out of position. Finally the ref gets over 1…2….3 and its over. The crowd pops as Jamaica Kid dances in front of the heels until they chase him into the arms of the referee. The ref drops him and tells him to beat it.

 

Time of match: Joined in progress

Winners: The Jamaica Kid and Billy The Kid

 

Match 5

Sony Boy Hayes and Joey Russell vs Sky Low Low and Little Brutus in a 2 out of 3 falls match

Commentator: Gorilla Monsoon

  Another midget match only Brutus and Low Low go after Sonny Boy and Joey. I don’t have the least idea when this match is but I’ll guess early 70’s. Brutus has an armbar on Russell who delivers a forearm to the chest. Russell runs to his corner and dives, making the tag to Hayes. Hayes chases Brutus around the ring and he hides behind the ref, then chases HIM around. Finally Hayes catches him and drops the poor guy with a forearm. Brutus goes to make the tag but Low Low runs away, wanting no part of Hayes. The ref admonishes Low Low and Brutus runs over to make the tag but again Low Low runs the other way. Brutus is pissed but finally he gets the upper hand and Low Low assists from the outside on a 2 on 1 beatdown. Russell interferes but the ref shoos him away allowing Low Low to come off the top with a double stomp to the back of Hayes’ head, ouch! Brutus rolls him up and hooks the tights for 1….2..3 and the heels take the first fall. TAPE EDIT now has Low Low and Russell in the ring. Once again Brutus and Low Low doubleteam in the corner. Brutus drops Joey with a forearm then scoop slams him. The cover gets nothing and Brutus slams him again. The cover gets 1 and Russell powers out, sending Brutus on top of the referee. Russell jumps on top of Brutus and Hayes jumps on top of him before Low Low completes the pig pile. Low Low kicks the poor guy for good measure as Brutus helps him to his feet. The irate ref kicks Brutus away……and we cut there. What? At least they could have shown the proper ending. Terrible….let’s move on.

 

Time of match: Joined in progress

Winners:  Who knows

 

Match 6

Chief Jay Strongbow vs Professor Toru Tanaka

Commentator: Lord Alfred Hays

   Back to the vault again on December 19, 1977 to see future movie star Tanaka take on future road agent Strongbow. Toru Tanaka starred in Missing in Action 2 with Chuck Norris as well as Jesse Ventura in The Running Man. Tanaka is wearing sumo tights with Strongbow in the black with boots that have frills. They tease kicking at each other before locking up in the center of the ring. Tanaka was most noted for being the frequent tag team partner of his high school buddy Mr. Fuji.  According to Freddie Blassie, the two had drastically different personalities. Tanaka was more of a professional while Fuji was the fun-loving practical joker. Tanaka starts out with a headlock before they criss cross each other. Tanaka stops and points at his head as Monsoon calls him an “oriental thinker”. Just like Mr Fuji, Tanaka was a full blooded Hawaiian portraying a stereotypical Japanese heel. Tanaka gets in a headlock but gets sent off only for Strongbow to put his hands up, confusing Toru long enough for Strongbow to deck him with a right hand. Tanaka complains to the referee then locks up again. Tanaka then tries the same tactic only Strongbow slides underneath Toru’s legs then punches him again. Strongbow whoomps around the ring causing Toru to beg off. Tanaka tells the ref that he’s got him now and goes to the armbar. Strongbow counters with back to back head scissor takedowns. Tanaka gets up and begs off. After some stalling  they tie up again. Tanaka gets in a top wristlock as the crowd hoots and hollers. The hippie looking referee (he’s wearing khaki pants, a white t-shirt with scraggly hair and a beard…seriously, he looks like he came out of the crowd to ref the match) makes no attempt to check for a submission as Strongbow begins to shift the momentum. The crowd pops as Jay turns it into a hammerlock but a back elbow dazes Strongbow. A shoulderblock drops Jay but he runs right into a big tomahawk chop. The cover only gets a 1 count and Tanaka begs off yet again. Tanaka goes to the arm bar and locks it in on the mat. Tanaka goes to an old school heel tactic of twisting the thumbs which I haven’t seen in my lifetime to give an idea of how OLD that tactic is. It is humorous to see Tanaka say he’s got it on correctly with Strongbow kicking underneath him. Once again Strongbow scissors his way out of it as Tanaka points that his foot outside the ring (its not). Strongbow continues to apply pressure as we get a TAPE EDIT. Now Tanaka has got a
nerve-hold on Jay from behind. Jay’s hand drops 3 times but the ref does nothing. Eventually Strongbow makes it to his feet and powers out of it. He starts Indian dancing around the ring and drops Tanaka with a series of kneelifts. Strongbow rallies in the corner then rams him into the other corner. Tanaka then counterattacks with the same offense in the other corner. Tanaka reaches into his trunks for some salt but the ref smacks it out of his hand before he can throw it. The ref throws a fit and disqualifies Tanaka as Strongbow chops Toru. Tanaka complains as the ref raises Strongbow’s arm in victory.

 

Time of match: An unofficial 8:47

Winner: Chief Jay Strongbow by disqualification

 

We are now taken to a musical interlude with Captain Lou Albano, yes of course I’m serious. Albano plays the piano and well I may add before we go to Gene Okerlund singing Tutti Fruti. Good god, and Hogan’s playing the bass (which he did for his band in the 70’s) to boot. After 2 minutes of this we go to the next match. Hogan does a good job playing the bass I must say.

 

Match 7

“Mr Wonderful” Paul Orndorff vs Tito Santana for the WWF Intercontinental Championship

Commentator: Vince McMahon

 September 1st, 1984 in St. Louis Missouri saw Santana take on Mr. Wonderful in one of the better matches of 1984. Santana is in the light blue tights and Orndorff in the red. They tie up and Santana gets run over with a shoulderblock. Santana goes for a drop toe hold but misses so he improvises with a series of arm drags. Paul bails to the outside and throws a fit. Paul stalls outside then slowly makes his way back in. Santana gets in a hammerlock but Paul reverses into a fireman’s carry takeover. Another lock up sees Santana gain the edge with a wristlock and takes him down with it. Orndorff powers out of it then turns around into a shoulderblock. Tito takes him down with a jumping armdrag, yes, a jumping armdrag. Santana gets a go-behind but Paul counters with back elbow smashes. Orndorff walks into another armdrag takeover. We get a TAPE EDIT and now Orndorff is on his feet but Santana still has the armbar. Santana gets sent off and runs right into an inverted atomic drop. Paul puts the boots to Tito as Vince goes to the instant replay of the atomic drop. A knee lift floors Santana and then Paul kicks him to the concrete floor. Paul flexes for the camera then goes outside to attack. Paul delivers an atomic drop on the floor then gets back inside. Santana crawls up onto the apron where Paul snaps him throat first off the top rope. Orndorff then kicks him back down to the floor. Paul poses for the irate crowd as Tito crawls back on the apron. This time its Santana that does the offense as he shoulderblocks Paul then sunset flips back in…only to be met with an Orndorff right hand. Paul points to his head to taunt the crowd then stalls. Santana delivers some right hands to the ribs but Paul rakes the eyes to stop the momentum. Paul goes to the rear chinlock but Tito powers out of it with an elbow and a knee lift to drop the challenger. Paul recovers to deliver a back suplex and covers for 1…2..no. Slow count by the referee and Santana kicks out. Santana then catches Orndorff with a flying bodypress and the ref once again counts slow 1…2..negative. Least he’s consistent. Orndorff decks Santana with a forearm to the chin and covers (a highlight of the opening montage) for 1….2…noooo. Santana powers out and Orndorff crashes to the floor. Tito cuts him off as he enters and punches him several times in the kidney but misses an elbow drop. Orndorff drops a knee to the forehead then leaps to the second rope, but Santana gets the knees up at the last minute. Tito rallies with right hands and scoop slams him then slingshots him into the corner. Tito covers but the ref is out of position 1…2..nope. Santana ducks under Orndorff but runs into a stiff clothesline. The cover..1…the count..2…noooo. Orndorff goes back to the boots then gets whipped into the corner, but Santana’s charge eats knee. Paul covers….DING DING DING.  Paul thinks he’s won it but the time limit has expired. The ref hands the belt to Santana as Orndorff protests. Paul pitches a fit as Howard Finkel announces the draw. Vince speculates Tito was saved by the bell but the bottom line is it was an outstanding match. Does it belong on this tape? Yes.

 

Time of match: 15 minutes

Winner: None (Time limit draw)

 

Match 8

Rocky Johnson vs Don “The Magnificent” Muraco for the WWF Intercontinental Championship

Commentators: Vince McMahon and Gorilla Monsoon

  March 19, 1983 in the Philadelphia Spectrum saw this segment as “Some surprise endings!!!” Apparently the end of this match is a surprise. Johnson is wearing the purple tights this time and he dropkicks Muraco down, the cover gets a deuce. A big right hand busts Muraco wide open as the crowd pops. Johnson continues to rally with left and rights as a young referee Joey Marella tells Rocky to watch the fists. Rocky continues to jab at Muraco until Don pulls Joey in front of him….WHAM….Johnson levels the poor ref with a right haymaker. Muraco backdrops Johnson over the top to the floor as Marella comes to and calls for the bell. Gary Michael Cappetta announces that Johnson has been DQ’d for striking the referee (even though Muraco pulled him in front). Well that IS a surprise ending, usually when the hell pulls the ref in front for a bump, HE gets disqualified and not the babyface.

 

Time of match: Joined in progress

Winner: Don Muraco by DQ (still IC Champion)

 

Match 9

Bobo Brazil vs “Classy” Freddie Blassie

Commentator: Lord Alfred Hays

    This is another of the “surprise endings” but we have to go WAY back to September 21, 1964 for this one. Bobo was the reigning WWWF United States champion (a title which wouldn’t be brought back for another 40 years) at the time. Nowadays, 6’6 wrestlers are common but back in the 50’s and 60’s, Brazil was considered a giant. Brazil gets in a shot to the gut as Blassie stumbles about in pain. Monsoon makes a goof in the voice over saying Blassie had a pro boxing bout with middleweight champion Archie Moore. It was actually a wrestling match but still, shows how much of a star Blassie was in that era. A headbutt by Bobo sends Blassie through the ropes as Monsoon says Blassie was one of the toughest and meanest to set foot in the ring. Blassie rakes the face a few times but Bobo is undaunted, continuing to attack Fred on the outside. Blassie gets his foot tied up in the rope and the ref counts him out. Yes, Blassie caught his foot in the rope getting back in and was counted out. Never seen THAT before. Brazil’s manager James Dudley wearing an impeccable green suit hops on the apron with his towel to discuss the situation. The announcer announces Bobo has won and Brazil hugs the referee. Bobo goes over to shake Blassie’s hand once he’s untied…then headbutts him down to the crowd’s delight. In his book “Listen You Pencil Neck Geeks”, Blassie said he hated working against Bobo because back then the crowd that what they were watching was 100 percent real plus security sucked. When Blassie had Bobo down the crowd would rush to the ring to legitimately beat the crap out of Freddie so Blassie had to flop down and roll Bobo on top just to save his own life. Good thing for him he got counted out in this one. Blassie then clocks the referee for good measure. That’s certainly a surprise ending.

 

Time of match: Joined in progress

Winner: Bobo Brazil by countout

 

The next match isn’t really a match. Apparently Andre the Giant beat a fellow by the name Black Demon and while Demon was dazed, Andre was leaning through the ropes signing autographs (imagine that today). Demon then attacks Andre as the kids outside head for the hills. Andre gets the upperhand and headbutts the poor guy then rips his mask off. WWWF Tag team champions Rick Martel and Tony Garea hit the ring to congratulate Andre as the Demon grabs a towel and wraps his head around it.

 

Match 10

The Moondogs (King and Rex) vs Tony Garea and Rick Martel for the WWWF Tag Team Championship in a Texas Death Match

Commentator: Lord Alfred Hays (overdubbing over someone)

February 14, 1981 in the Philadelphia Spectrum saw the dastardly Moondogs go for the gold in a no-holds barred death match. The special guest referee is none other than Gorilla Monsoon himself. Rex has Garea in a chinlock as Monsoon tells King to get the hell off the second rope. Garea powers out of it but runs into a big knee. The rules favor the challengers as the Moondogs were basically the white version of the Wild Samoans and the champs were two mat technicians. Actually, the Moondogs are pretty much the Bushwhackers….and hell the Moondogs have almost similar attire as well, guess the Whackers ripped them off. King chokes Garea in his corner as Monsoon tells him to knock it off…which I don’t understand because this match is supposed to be anything goes. Garea tries to escape to his corner but Rex tosses him back into his own. Garea rallies with right hands and makes the tag to Martel. Martel cleans house with dropkicks and right hands as Monsoon tells Rex to get back in the corner. Martel scoop slams King then drops a knee. Rex interferes to make sure there’s no count. Martel sends King off then catches him in an abdominal stretch. Monsoon asks if King wants to give it up when out of nowhere Rex comes off the top with an axehandle smash to Monsoon. Garea interferes and Monsoon gets to his feet, chopping Rex down and out to the crowd’s delight. Garea and Martel hit a double backdrop then Martel covers..1….2..3 and its over. The champs celebrate as the crowd goes nuts. King bails to the outside as Gary Michael Cappetta announces the decision. We go back to the replay to see Rex attack Monsoon and Gorilla retaliating. Now here’s another surprise. A month after this the Moondogs would defeat Garea and Martel for the tag team titles only for King to be replaced by Spot (who was running his own Moondog stable in Memphis). In real life the Canadian born King was denied entry in the US when a rival wrestling promoter alerted the police to King’s police record. King would never appear in the WWF again as Spot and Rex continued to defend the titles until getting dethroned by Garea and Martel in July of 1981.

 

Time of match: Joined in progress (8:57 in real life)

Winners: Garea and Martel (still tag team champions)

 

Match 11

Mr Fuji and Mr Saito (with Captain Lou Albano) vs Tony Garea and Rick Martel for the WWF Tag Team Championship

Commentators: Vince McMahon and Pat Patterson

 After regaining the titles from the Moondogs, Garea and Martel met their match on October 13, 1981 in Philadelphia, PA against Albano’s Japanese group. Mr Saito, as sad as it sounds, was the only real Japanese wrestler as both Toru Tanaka and Mr Fuji were Hawaiian. Saito placed 7th in the 1964 Olympics for freestyle wrestling so he could get it done in the ring big time. Captain Lou looks ridiculous outside the ring in Japanese gear but that was the point. Fuji starts out with Martel and Fuji eats a hiptoss early. Martel scoop slams Fuji then arm drags him twice. Saito tags in and is met with an armdrag as well as Albano goes nuts outside. Garea tags in and goes to work on the left arm and shoulder. Saito begs off then whips Garea off the ropes only to be dropped with a shoulderblock. Garea mule kicks Saito down where he tags Fuji back in. Garea armdrags Fuji then goes to work on the left arm and shoulder. Martel gets the tag and picks up where Tony left off. Martel ducks under a chop and catches Fuji with a flying bodypress for 1…2..no, that was close. Another arm drag has Albano pacing back and forth outside the ring. Martel tags Garea back in who nails Fuji with an elbow smash off the second rope. Fuji gets in a punch to the ribs then tags in Saito who runs into yet another armdrag. Garea works over the arm but Saito rallies in the corner with right hands. Saito rams Tony’s head into Fuji’s knee then tags Fuji back in. They double team Garea until referee Dick Woehrle tells Saito to beat it. Fuji decks Garea with a double chop then rams his head into the turnbuckle. Saito tags in and makes the cover but only gets the two. Saito attacks Garea with double chops then backdrops him in the center of the ring. He covers for a deuce then rams him into the corner where Fuji tags in. A thrust to the throat floors Garea as Patterson calls Fuji “very sneaky”. Fuji whips Garea off then sends him flying with the big chop. Saito makes the tag and he kicks Garea in the ribs. A cover gets 1…2..nope. Saito chokes and stomps Garea then covers for another near-fall. Fuji makes the tag and prevents Tony from tagging in Martel. A karate kick drops Tony and Fuji double punches him in the mid-section. Saito tags in and nails Garea with a second rope big chop. Saito covers for a near-fall then chokes Garea. Martel can take no more and interferes, kicking Saito in the back but Woehrle tells him to hit the bricks. With assistance from Albano outside, the trio chokes Garea until Woehrle catches them. He’s too busy barking at Albano to notice Fuji and Saito have pulled a switch. Fuji applies a nervehold as McMahon praises the continuity of the challengers. The crowd chants “Let’s go Tony” as Garea revives. A forearm to the chest rocks Fuji then Tony scoop slams him. Tony misses with a dropkick and Fuji tags in Saito who quickly covers for a deuce. Saito scoop slams Garea for yet another near-fall then ascends to the second rope. The kneedrop connects but the cover only gets two. Saito reaches for his amateur background for a front headlock but then rams Tony’s head into the buckle, tagging in Fuji. Martel interferes and Albano pulls something out of his tights…and drops it on the ground, oops. Saito whips Tony into the corner but misses the charge. Tony staggers to his corner to make the hot tag to Martel. Rick cleans house and tosses Saito all around the ring then head scissors him. Martel runs over and nails Mr Fuji as Albano hops up on the apron to protest. Martel tags in Garea then punches Saito in the ribs, setting him up for a sunset flip by Garea that gets 1..2…noooo. Martel tags in and dropkicks Saito down as Fuji gets in the ring. Garea cuts him off with a dropkick and later gets the tag. Tony leapfrogs over Saito then sends him backwards with a back elbow smash. Albano hands a bag of salt to Fuji as Martel tags in. Martel climbs upstairs and as he dives for the crossbody, Fuji throws the salt in his eyes. Saito rolls through the cover and the ref counts…..1….2….3 WE GOT NEW CHAMPIONS!. One fan in the crowd cheers while the rest look on in horror. 2 fans rush the ring to protest and uniformed cops try to usher them away. Martel rolls around in agony as Albano, Fuji and Saito celebrate. The ring announcer confirms the bad news as Albano hands the tag belts to the new champs. The heels get out of dodge before they’re attacked by the crowd as Martel continues to roll around in agony. Vince goes to the replay and gets agitated. Wow, what a finish. Does this belong on a tape like this, yes it does. The aftermath to this match would be a prolonged reign by Fuji and Saito as Garea and Martel would soon split up. Saito himself would be embroiled in some controversy down the road. The popular story that’s circulated for years was Mr Saito and Ken Patera were arrested in 1984 for heaving a boulder through a McDonalds window then beat up a bunch of cops. What really happened was they were denied service so they picked up a boulder and heaved it through. Then later on police came, took the statement from the stunned workers at McDonalds and tracked down the two wrestlers in their motel room. This is where the stories differ but the part that was true was that Patera and Saito did hold their own against at least 6 cops until the guns were drawn. Saito and Patera were convicted a year later and went to prison, Saito for one year and Patera for the full two year sentence. As for Martel, he hung around for a few more months before bolting for the AWA. Good match and the credits roll to end the tape.

 

Time of match: 9:42

Winners: Fuji and Saito by pinfall (New Tag Team Champions)

 

After the credits roll we get a commercial for WRESTLEMANIA available this June for 40 dollars, wow. Also advertised are BEST OF THE WWF VOLUME 3 then BIGGEST, SMALLEST, STRANGEST, STRONGEST and ROWDY RODDY PIPER’S GREATEST HITS. Well this tape was pretty good actually. It had a lot of historical footage and title changes that many fans weren’t able to see due to VCR’s being in their infancy in the early 80’s. It also highlighted a lot of wrestlers that were rarely highlighted again. All in all I give this tape 4 out of 5. One point off for  the brief highlight of Andre and no mention of Hulk Hogan. How can you have the best of without the world champion? Still, 4 stars out of 5 is great and if you can find this collector’s item, get it. The next tape after this is Biggest, Smallest, Strangest, Strongest so look for that one soon.

Andre The Giant (WF006)

Andre the Giant

ANDRE THE GIANT (WF006)

After MOST UNUSUAL MATCHES came another profile tape, this one centered around Andre The Giant. What can you say about the 8th wonder of the world that already hasn’t been said? He was a legend in the business and the only real larger than life superstar in pre-Hulkamania WWF after Bruno Sammartino retired. By the time VHS and Betamax became popular, Hulk Hogan had become the number 1 star with Roddy Piper and Andre not far behind. Apparently the major domo’s felt that Andre was number 2 and the second profile tape would be about him. Cue the opening 1985 brass montage before we’re inexplicably taken into a middle of a tag match. Andre and “Chief” Jay Strongbow is taking on former WWF champion Stan “The Man” Stasiak and Blackjack Lanza. Alfred Hays narrates the action which includes Vince McMahon on commentary. Andre beats up both men as we cut to Hays in the studio with a guy sitting behind him falling asleep, no joke. Alfred shills Andre and tells a personal story of how he was wrestling in France one day. The promoter told him to pick up a 17 year old rookie for that night’s show and Alfred said sure, then marveled at the sight of Andre at nearly 7 feet tall and 300 pounds. If only they could have cured his “giantism” like they did with Big Show many years later. On to the first match.

 

Match 1

Andre The Giant vs Moondog Rex

Commentator: Alfred Hays

   August 1st, 1981 in the Philadelphia Spectrum saw Andre (in the red trunks) take on one half of the Moondogs. Alfred continues to ramble on about Andre’s clothes being custom made in Japan by the time the bell rings. Andre backs Rex to the corner where he sticks his body through the ropes, only for Andre to kick him in the buttocks. Referee Dick Woehrle admonishes Andre as Hays continues to ramble about Andre having to wear a pocket watch as a wrist watch. Couldn’t they have kept Alfred in the studio talking about this BEFORE cutting to the match? Andre ties up and pelts Rex with a forearm to the chest as Alfred rambles that Andre likes children, animals, owns a horse farm and is a bachelor. Andre drops Rex with another forearm then picks him up OFF THE GROUND by his ripped jeans. Andre uses an amateur wrestling headlock that gets a two count as Alfred says Andre has an eye for the ladies, Freddie Blassie confirmed that in his book. Rex pulls Andre’s hair to get free as Alfred says Andre is a great card player (true) and a connoisseur of fine wine (also true). Rex gets the upperhand with several headbutts to the mid-section. Rex goes for a whip but isn’t strong enough to move Andre so the giant reverses it, sending Rex into the corner and down. Andre pelts Rex with two forearms to the chest, sends him off the ropes and delivers the giant boot. Andre executes a giant splash then covers for 1…2…3 and this one’s history. Andre makes short work of Moondog Rex in slightly under 2 minutes. Gary Michael Cappetta is two seconds off on the official time but announces Andre the winner. Alfred goes over the replay and we cut there. Short and sweet, just the way I like it.

 

Time of match: 1:47

Winner: Andre The Giant by pinfall

 

We move right along into the next match

 

Match 2

$50,000 dollar 18 Man Battle Royal

Commentator: Gorilla Monsoon and Alfred Hays

 March 11, 1984 in the Brendan Byrne Arena in East Rutherford, NJ saw this battle royal and the tape cuts most of the intros. The participants are Sgt Slaughter, Adrian Adonis, Dick Murdoch,  Big John Studd, Jimmy Snuka, Andre the Giant, Pat Patterson, Hulk Hogan, Salvatore Bellomo, Paul Orndorff, Tiger Chung Lee, Iron Sheik, Alexis Smirnoff, Mil Mascaras, Victor Rivera, Les Thornton, The Hangman and Tito Santana. Which of these is not like the others? Well Mascaras was imported from Mexico while Smirnoff is actually Canadian wrestler Michael “Justice” Dubois (not his real name but nobody cares anyway) doing a Russian sympathizer gimmick. Thornton came over from the Georgia Championship Wrestling purchase (for about 5 minutes) and The Hangman is As with every battle royal, describing all the action is impossible but I’ll point out things here and there. Iron Sheik bails to the outside to avoid Sgt Slaughter as Andre knocks Adonis + Murdoch’s heads together. Bellomo nearly dumps Hogan out while Tiger Chung Lee attacks Slaughter. Andre headbutts Studd then nails Chung Lee. Hogan bites Studd as Mascaras puts Adonis in a headlock. Slaughter and Sheik go at it as Orndorff nearly goes out. Patterson nails Bellomo as Andre attacks Murdoch in the corner. Patterson dumps Bellomo and Orndorff tries to get rid of Patterson, but Pat rakes the eyes. Patterson almost gets Orndorff but Tiger Chung Lee makes the save. Mascaras and Smirnoff circle each other as Andre tries to get rid of Studd. Patterson nearly has Murdoch gone as Hogan holds Orndorff..who’s holding Slaughter for Sheik to take a few shots on. The Hangman delivers an axehandle to the back of Tiger Chung Lee. Adonis clocks Hangman and has him halfway out as Murdoch goes to work on the Hulkster. Andre chops Rivera as Slaughter backs Sheik to the ropes with right hands. Sheik bails to the outside and Slaughter stupidly jumps over the top rope to attack him, eliminating himself. Sheik gets back in and spits at Slaughter as the refs shoo him away. Andre then pounds on Sheik then Smirnoff jumps on Andre’s back. Snuka goes after Orndorff as Hogan and Studd go at it. Sheik breaks free from Andre to grab Hogan for Studd to wail on. Andre squashes Smirnoff in the corner before eating a knee. Murdoch dumps Rivera as Mascaras saves Hogan from Studd. Adonis and Sheik team up to get rid of Snuka. Hogan has Studd in a fireman’s carry but Smirnoff nails him. Santana and Orndorff go at it. We have 13 men in the ring and I’ve counted 4 eliminations so Thornton must have gone out and everyone completely missed it. Tito and Paul continue to trade punches as the North/South Connection try to eliminate Andre. Orndorff ducks a charge and Tito is gone  Andre escapes the jam as from the outside Hogan slugs Studd. Hogan drags Studd out and atomic drops him on the floor. The camera misses it but someone dumps Orndorff then Andre gets rid of Mascaras. Sheik holds Hangman for Murdoch to pound on as Orndorff gets bent out of shape on the floor. Hulk gets rid of Sheik then rakes the eyes of Smirnoff. Adonis dumps The Hangman as Hogan as Studd on the apron. Adonis and Tiger Chung Lee comes over and Hogan nails all 3 of them. Studd bails to the floor and Hogan reaches over to grab him allowing Chung Lee and Adonis to tip him halfway out. Studd assists the two and Hulkster is gone. The announcer says Studd is gone too as they brawl on the floor. Adonis attacks Andre, Smirnoff takes a breather and Patterson goes after Chung Lee. Hogan and Studd continue to go at it on the outside as Studd rolls back in the ring. Hogan follows and they continue to brawl in the ring. Studd bails and the ref gets him out of there while Murdoch attacks Hogan. Hogan finally makes his exit as Chung Lee and Murdoch have Patterson down while Smirnoff and Adonis attack Andre. Patterson gets rid of Chung Lee then attacks Murdoch. Pat rams Murdoch and Smirnoff’s heads together which causes Dick to nearly fall over the top. Patterson tries to eliminate him but Adonis sees it, runs over and clotheslines Patterson over the top and out. We’re down to the final four: Murdoch, Adonis, Andre and Smirnoff. Who doesn’t belong here? The 3 heels overpower Andre and Adonis nails him with a second rope axehandle. Andre crumples to the mat as the 3 stomp away. Murdoch tells the others to get rid of him and they all bring Andre to his feet. Alfred Hays doesn’t think they can do it but they back him into the ropes. They try to get rid of him but Andre refuses to go over. The tag champs hold Andre but Smirnoff runs into a giant boot. Murdoch and Adonis are rammed into each other then Andre atomic drops Smirnoff over the top. Murdoch jumps on Andre’s back and the giant lowers his shoulders to send Dick flying out of the ring. We’re down to just Adonis and Andre and Adrian foolishly rushes the giant. Adrian lands some forearms to the chest as Monsoon says Adonis has two chances to win, slim and none. Adonis backs Andre into the corner as Murdoch cheers him on but Andre overpowers Adrian. Andre sends Adrian too the other corner but he Flair flips over the top and out, this one’s over. As if we wouldn’t have guessed, Andre wins it. Nice showing by Adonis and Murdoch, the tag team champions at the time, but Andre rarely loses battle royals. He wins 50 grand to boot.

 

Time of match: 11:19

Winner: Andre the Giant

 

 We move right along into the next match

 

Match 3

Andre the Giant vs Black Gordman and The Great Goliath in a handicap match

Commentators: Chavo and Gene (not Okerlund)

   We head back to November 12, 1979 as Andre takes on 2 international stars from Mexico. Andre shakes the hand of the ring announcer before the announcer leaves. Alfred overdubs the announce team I don’t recognize claiming the front row is vacant out of fear Andre would toss people out of the ring onto fans. Apparently guard rails weren’t invented until 1980. The bell rings as the two gentlemen try to shake Andre’s hand…only to be grabbed by the giant and lugged around. Goliath rolls out of the ring leaving Gordman alone, but he bails too. The two regroup and Goliath gets in the ring. You would think Andre would have better competition than 45 year old Great Goliath and 43 year old Gordman but whatever. Goliath goes for a tie up but Andre just shoves him across the ring. Goliath falls out of the ring into the first row of seats (good call Alfred). Goliath complains to the ref that Andre pulled his hair for cheap heat (Goliath as the Okerlund haircut) then tags in his partner. Gordman tries to slam Andre but the big fella just laughs. Andre picks Gordman up in a gorilla press but sets him on the top turnbuckle, what a guy. Gordman begs off and Andre pats him on the cheek them slaps him off. Andre turns to give Goliath shit as Gordman begs off in the corner. Gordman attempts body punches but one overhand slap by Andre has Gordman tagging in Goliath. Goliath executes a go-behind but Andre smiles at the crowd and butt bumps Goliath who runs and throws himself out of the ring. It was supposed to be a bump but they were too far to the right so Goliath had to literally run and throw himself out. The announcer goes WOOOO as Goliath crashes into the first row of seats. Andre stalks Goliath back inside and Goliath goes for the left leg. Gordman gets in and goes for the right leg and together they bring Andre down. They go for a wishbone but Andre brings his legs in and causes the two to crash into each other. Gordman recovers and pounds on Andre but eventually eats a headbutt. Andre whips Gordman into the corner where he jumps and catches himself. Andre brings him down then squeezes his head. Andre whips Gordman into the corner but misses a charge. The big guy’s down as Gordman reaches for something in his boot.  Gordman nails Andre with a foreign object as the ref shoos away an interfering Goliath. Gordman continues to pound on Andre as the announcer known as “Gene” calls the other “Chavo”. The announcer “Chavo” actually sounds like Eddie Guerrero a little bit so I’m going to make a longshot guess that the commentator is none other than Chavo Guerrero Sr (maybe someone can confirm this). Goliath interferes to kick Andre in the ass (literally). Gene says Gordman is holding a spike and indeed the man tries to spike Andre with it. Andre delivers a go-behind and rolls Gordman into a body scissors. Goliath interferes and Andre snapmares him then scissors him too! Andre scissors the two as the ref asks if they want to give it up. Goliath shakes his head no while Gordman looks like he’s saying yes. Eventually the two Mexicans break free but Andre sends him off the ropes and monkey flips both of them with each foot. Gordman gets up, hits Andre with the spike and covers for 1.,.no, Andre pushes him off. Andre gets up and nails Gordman with a forearm to the back then headbutts Goliath. Andre butt bumps Gordman then delivers a giant boot to Goliath. Andre press slams Gordman onto Goliath then sits on both of them for 1..2….3 and Andre wins it. We cut right then and there, not a bad showing by Andre. Most fans remember Andre as the lumbering giant from the 80’s but before his giantism caught up with him, he was much more mobile in the 70’s.

 

Time of match: 6:52

Winner: Andre the Giant by pinfall

 

Moving right along to the next match.

 

Match 4

Andre the Giant vs “Unpredictable” Johnny Rodz, Jack Evans and Joe “Butcher” Nova in a 3 on 1 Handicap Match

Commentator: Vince McMahon

  Oh boy, another handicap match! March 24, 1984 saw Andre (in blue trunks this time) taking on 3 jobbers. My dad used to say “The only thing predictable about Rodz is he always loses, I’ve never seen him win a match.” The only noteworthy thing Jack Evans did was he was one of the masked “Mr. X’s). The 3 men try to corner Andre but Andre grabs all 3 and crams them all into the corner for some giant football style. Andre sends Rodz into the corner then nails Nova with a forearm to the chest. Evans tries a right hand but eats an overhand slap to the chest. Andre delivers a knee lift to Johnny then spanks Nova (ewwww). Vince makes note of the size difference between Andre and referee Dick Woehrle. Andre stomps on Johnny’s hand then backs down Nova. Andre headbutts Nova then executes a body scissors on Evans. As with the previous match, Andre grabs Rodz and puts him in the scissors too. The two break free and Andre kicks them both off the ropes into a double monkey flip. Nova makes the cover but only gets 2 despite the others trying to hold him on top. They all pile on top but Andre tosses all three men off him, taking out Woehrle as well. Andre drops an elbow to the leg of Nova as Vince calls him “Andre the friendly smiling giant”. He wasn’t so friendly or smiling at Wrestlemania 3 thankfully. Andre delivers a jumping knee to the head of Rodz and scares away Evans. Andre grabs Evans  and atomic drops him. Andre delivers a forearm to the chest of Nova in the corner but Rodz jumps on his back. Andre tries to corner Rodz but Nova climbs up to the top rope for support. Evans pounds away at Andre but Andre kicks him away. He throws Nova off the top then has Johnny land face first on the mat. Andre stalks the three men then grabs a hold of Evans. Andre headbutts him over the top rope to the floor. The two go for a side attack but Andre ducks and Rodz/Nova crash into each other. Andre picks up Rodz and tosses him ontop of Nova. Andre sits on them for 1…2..nope. Andre notices Evans and gets up to grab him. He piles Evans on top of the others then sits for 1…2…3 and Andre wins it.

 

Time of match: 4:08

Winner: Andre the Giant by pinfall

 

We go right into the next match

 

Match 5

Andre the Giant (with Arnold Skaaland) vs Gorilla Monsoon (with The Grand Wizard) in a boxing match

Commentator: Alfred Hays

  How’s this for a rarity, Monsoon BOXING Andre. September 23, 1977 in Puerto Rico saw boxing legend “Jersey” Joe Walcott referee this fight. Walcott was best known for knocking out Ezzard Charles to become the oldest heavyweight champion in boxing history (until George Foreman 40 years later). This was right after a rainstorm because the ring is saturated (but not soaked). Andre catches Gorilla with a left jab as the bell tolls. Andre backs Gorilla into the corner with some more jabs. Monsoon tries to go inside but Andre pummels him. A big right hand staggers Monsoon into the far corner. Monsoon lands some jabs and a right hook. Monsoon gets inside then hits Andre in the ass a few times. A right hook staggers Andre and Monsoon continues to unload with rights. Andre rallies with left and rights that stagger Monsoon then hits a series of left jabs. A right hook has Monsoon staggers as the bell rings to end the first round. Round 2 begins with Monsoon leading with the jab then rocks the giant with right crosses. A big right hook drops Andre for 1…2……3…4….5 nope, Andre is up. Monsoon nails Andre with a few right crosses and a hook that staggers him into the corner. Monsoon then delivers a knee to the forehead that should be a disqualification in a real boxing fight but Walcott just laughs. Andre retaliates by headbutting Monsoon to the mat. Wizard jumps up to protest but Walcott tells him to get lost. Andre sits on Monsoon as Walcott admonishes him. Monsoon gets to his feet and eats a right then a left hook. A third hook drops Monsoon. Monsoon takes the standing 8 count then covers up in the corner. Andre tries to slug Monsoon but he’s well defensed as the bell rings. Round 3 begins with Monsoon unloading on Andre with right hooks. A series of right crosses and a double axehandle floors Andre but Walcott doesn’t count because that wasn’t a legal blow. Monsoon pounds on Andre in the ropes and Walcott tries to separate only to be pushed away. Monsoon slugs Andre away as Walcott pushes Monsoon away for a brief moment. Andre regains his senseless then blasts Monsoon with a right cross that drops him flat on his back. Walcott counts 1..2…3…4…5….6….7..8….9..10 and Andre wins by knockout. Alfred laughs on commentary as Arnie Skaaland (I think) jumps in the ring and into Andre’s arms. We cut to outside the ring where Andre knocks Monsoon into a giant puddle as Hays laughs again. Andre then chases Wizard away as we cut. Well that was entertaining. Monsoon becomes part of a trivia question as the only man ever to wrestle Muhammad Ali and box Andre the Giant.

 

Time of fight: 3rd round

Winner: Andre the Giant by knockout

 

 Vince McMahon has Andre and “Superfly” Jimmy Snuka in the locker-room for an interview. Andre and Snuka will be taking on The Wild Samoans. Snuka says Andre is the greatest in the world and the Samoans are “something else”. Andre “Tonight will be the night of history in wrestling. We’re going to do something never seen before.” No idea what he’s talking about but that’s ok, onto the match.

 

Match 6

Andre the Giant and “Superfly” Jimmy Snuka (with Buddy Rogers) vs The Wild Samoans (Afa and Sika) with Lou Albano

Commentator: Vince McMahon and Gorilla Monsoon

  February 18, 1983 in Madison Square Garden sees Andre and Snuka against the Samoans. Andre (in the red tights) consorts with Jimmy and its gonna be Snuka starting it off with Afa. Monsoon speculates that this is the first time Jimmy and Andre have teamed up (is that the history Andre was talking about?). Vince speculates a victory here by the Samoans will make them number one contenders for the tag team championships. Afa backs Snuka over to where Sika helps the double team. Afa sends Snuka off and Jimmy eats a chop. Sika tags in and chops the Superfly then chokes him on the top ropes. A thrust to the throat drops Jimmy to the second ropes where Afa chokes him then delivers a headbutt. Sika resumes the choking then tags in Afa. A left forearm brings Jimmy to his knees then a left handed punch to the head staggers him. Monsoon makes note of the continuity between the Samoans as Sika nails Snuka from the outside. Once again Sika and Afa choke Snuka in the corner as Andre has enough of that. Andre charges like a raging bull and rams the Samoans’ heads together. Andre leaves as Snuka crawls over to make the tag, only to be stopped by Afa. The Samoans frequently tag in to nail Snuka. Snuka tries to rally but is stopped. A series of right hands drops Sika but Afa tags in.  Together the Samoans send Jimmy off the rope and they floor him with a double chop. A jumping headbutt by Afa and cover gets 1.2…nope. Afa sends Jimmy off but their heads collide. Jimmy makes the crawl over to Andre but Afa headbutts him. Afa tags Sika back in and they execute a double headbutt. Sika gets too close to Andre and the big guy grabs him and delivers a open hand chop to the chest. Afa interferes and decks Snuka with a thrust to the throat before leaving. Sika chokes Snuka in front of the ref as Monsoon says Jimmy can’t take much more. Sika headbutts Snuka and sells it himself. Jimmy starts rallying with right hands but Sika pulls him back into his corner. Afa tags in and the two Samoans deliver a double clothesline. Andre interferes and rams Sika’s head into the turnbuckle. Both Samoans go for another double clothesline but Snuka rolls underneath and leaps to tag in Andre 8 minutes into the match. Andre rams the Samoans heads together and chops both of them down. Andre hammers away then puts the Samoans in the corner for some giant football style. Andre whips both of them into each other then delivers a giant punch to Afa. Andre punches Afa then delivers a back drop. Sika interferes and is scoop slammed. A headbutt by Andre on Afa hurts himself but headbutts him again. Afa makes the tag and is headbutted out of the ring. Sika pounds on Andre but runs right into a giant boot. A headbutt drops Sika and he makes the tag to Snuka who goes up to the top. THE SUPERFLY SPLASH off Andre’s shoulders nails Sika in the dick (can’t really jump off Andre). The cover gets 1…2…3 and its over. Andre picks Jimmy up and carries him around the ring as they hug. Fink gets in to announce the victory as Andre raises Jimmy’s hand. Afa staggers around outside until Andre leaves the ring and headbutts him. The camera shows Afa busted open (from what?) as we cut. Well that was boring. Snuka gets pounded for 8 minutes, Andre gets the hot tag, cleans house, drops one of them and Superfly ends it with the splash. Bing bang boom, onto the next one.

 

Time of match: 10:19 (an official 12:51)

Winners: Andre and Snuka by pinfall

 

Rolling forward to the next bout

 

Match 7

Andre The Giant vs The Masked Superstar

Commentators: Gorilla Monsoon and Pat Patterson

   February 20, 1984…almost a year to the day from the last match in the same venue, Madison Square Garden. For those who don’t know, Masked Superstar is Ax of Demolition years before Demolition. Andre enters wearing the blue tights he’d wear a year later at Wrestlemania. They tie up to begin and Andre heaves MS into the corner. Star complains Andre grabbed the mask but the ref doesn’t give a damn. They tie up again and Andre shoves him down. MS gets up and kicks the bottom turnbuckle as Patterson brings up Andre’s difficulty getting in cabs in Japan. MS gets in a side headlock and Andre just stands straight up with MS now holding on for dear life. Andre shoots him off the ropes and MS runs right into a shoulderblock. MS taunts Andre then runs right into another shoulderblock. Ax…errr Masked Superstar gives the crowd shit then goes for yet another shoulderblock, but catches himself on the ropes. Only he turns around into a giant punch from Andre. Andre steps on MS’ fingers then goes to unmask him. Star bails and regroups on the floor. For some reason we cut to footage of Andre putting his entire hand on Alfred Hays face then to the replay of Andre stepping on MS’ fingers. MS runs off the ropes right into the giant posterior of Andre. MS sells it like he got hit by a shotgun as the crowd pops. Andre stands on top of MS before Star bails to the outside again. Star calls for a timeout as Monsoon says he needs a half hour timeout. Back inside he calls timeout again but Andre has none of it then does giant football style in the corner…until MS alertly sticks a knee to the back. MS rallies with forearms to the back then the front. A whip in the corner moves the ring 8 inches according to Monsoon as Superstar rallies with more forearms to the back, Demolition style. MS puts the boots to him and drops a few forearms. Superstar applies the cobra clutch as the ref checks Andre. Andre breaks the hold by attempting to remove the mask (BRILLIANT!). MS then continues to hammer away but Andre responds with chops and two headbutts. Andre delivers a giant boot then Earthquakes Masked Superstar for 1…2..3 and Andre wins it. After the bell Andre goes to remove the mask but MS breaks free and bails as we cut. Standard 1984 action with Andre getting the duke. Good to see Bill Eadie (Ax, MS) on a WWF tape.

 

Time of match: 6:47

Winner: Andre The Giant by pinfall

 

Without any headway we now go to a famous tag match where Andre gets his hair involuntarily cut.

 

Match 8

Andre the Giant and Special Delivery Jones vs “Big” John Studd and Ken Patera (with Bobby Heenan)

Commentators: Vince McMahon and Bruno Sammartino

   December 15, 1984 was the date for this infamous moment. Andre teams with mid-card jobber Jones to take on the Heenan Family members. Ken’s got the bleach blonde hair and Olympic singlet as Andre wears his Wrestlemania 1 tights (which wasn’t for another 3 ½ months). Jones starts out with former IC champ Patera. Jones leaps over Patera and hooks him arm for the big drag. Andre tags in and wrenches the arm then headbutts it. Jones tags in with an axehandle to the arm before flipping him over. Ken gets his arm free and executes a backbreaker before tagging in Studd. John delivers a series of forearms then floors Jones with a back elbow smash. Studd puts the boots to him then tags in Patera who picks up where Jones left off. Patera continues to slug away but a backdrop attempt earns a kick to the face. Jones hits a headbutt that sends Ken into the face corner where Andre tags in. Patera backdrops Jones over the top to the concrete floor as Andre stalks Ken in the ring. Andre pounds on Ken in the corner then ass bumps him a few times. Patera gets a knee to the back then delivers a forearm to the back of the head. Patera holds Andre for an interfering Studd and they both pound away on the giant. Both men are able to slam Andre together then they both put the boots to him. Studd holds Andre down as Patera scales the second rope for a kneedrop. The ref calls for the bell as Patera and Studd continue to punch and kick at the fallen giant. They trade dropping elbows before Patera holds Andre down for Bobby Heenan to toss a pair of scissors to Studd. Studd proceeds to cut Andre’s trademark afro. The referee makes no attempt to stop the two heels as Patera drops Andre. Studd continues to cut the hair as the fans pelt the ring with garbage. Heenan gets in the ring and kicks Jones out of the ring. Heenan, Andre and Patera celebrate with chunks of Andre’s hair as we cut. Short match but fun for historical purposes. Andre had a big afro for his entire career but would wrestle the final years with short/medium length hair.

 

Time of match: 3:44

Winners: Andre the Giant and SD Jones by DQ

 

We no go Vince McMahon on the set of TNT with a nice black suit. He introduces Andre who sits next to Alfred and Vince remarks that he’s larger than ever. Andre says he’s over 500 pounds now (due to his giantism but let’s not go there) and Vince brings up that Alfred’s known him since he was 17. Vince “He was 17 when you met him and you were old even then Alfred!” Andre says he was 270 pounds at the time and Vince asks him if he’s still mobile. What’s he gonna say Vince, no? Vince then asks Andre how he’s going to prepare for “Big” John Studd at Wrestlemania. Andre says he’s going to do the same as he always does. Vince then sends us to the “revenge” match where Andre took on Ken Patera.

 

Match 9

Andre The Giant vs Ken Patera (with Bobby Heenan)

Commentator: Gorilla Monsoon and Gene Okerlund

  January 21, 1985 in Madison Square Garden, a month and 6 days after the haircut incident saw Andre take on Patera. Patera stalls on the outside with Heenan as Andre stalks him from inside. Patera finally gets in as Andre delivers a punch to the head. A chop and a headbutt sends Patera through the ropes and to the outside. Okerlund scoffs at Heenan and Patera as Andre tells the ref to get out of the way. More stalling by Patera as he and Heenan consult outside. Monsoon points out the power of Patera and still looks small against Andre. Andre catches him with a kick to the ass. Patera bails but Andre steps on Heenan’s hand from inside the ring. Patera goes to knock the foot off but Andre steps on his hand as well. Andre then reaches through the ropes and rams their heads together as the crowd pops. Patera stalls getting back in then begs off. He then goes to kick Andre but the giant catches his foot and proceeds to choke out Ken. Andre lets him go only to deliver a forearm to the chest. Andre grabs Ken’s singlet and chokes him with it like a rag doll. Heenan complains to the referee as Patera bails to the outside again. Back inside Ken begs off again and Andre just glares at him. Andre asks the crowd if they have scissors and Patera shakes his head no. Patera clocks Andre with forearms that have no effect. Andre corners Patera and headbutts him. Andre sends Ken off but Patera kicks him in the head then rallies with right hands. Patera goes for a slam but Andre powers out of it. Another forearm to the chest is followed by an atomic drop that sends Patera over the top to the floor. Andre sends Patera back in the hard way then delivers a giant boot. Patera rolls to the apron where Andre delivers a forearm to the chest. Andre stands on Patera and Ken rolls to the outside. Referee Dick Kroll complains but Andre shoos him away. On the floor Andre delivers a chop then sends him into the guardrail. Andre crawls back inside as Heenan climbs to the rop rope. Heenan nails Andre who collides with Kroll. Heenan then puts the boots to Andre before putting on a pair of brass knuckles. Heenan staggers Andre with a few right hands then leaves as Patera comes off the top….right into a boot. Kroll calls for the bell as Heenan gets in only for Andre to corner the both of them for giant football style. Andre whips Patera in the opposite corner then slaps Heenan around. Andre whips Heenan but Patera ducks and Heenan flips over the top. Andre whips Patera into Bobby then headbutts Ken out to the floor. The heels retreat as Kroll raises Andre’s arm in victory. Modern day booking would have Andre squash Patera with Studd at ringside to set up Wrestlemania but things were a lot more complicated back then. Okerlund laughs as we go to the replay and Monsoon takes delight in Heenan getting tossed around. We cut there and I’d have to say they did a great job not squashing Patera there.

 

Time of match: 8:06

Winner: Andre The Giant by DQ\

 

Back to TNT where Vince makes note of that was Andre’s first match back after the haircut incident. Vince speculates that Andre didn’t quite get revenge by beating Patera but will finish the job at Wrestlemania against Studd. Since Studd was willing to put up 15 grand should Andre slam him, Vince asks if Andre is willing to put up anything to sweeten the pot. Andre says no and that he’s going there to win. Vince tries to stir the spot by asking why Andre why he won’t put anything up. Vince says that Heenan suggested to have Andre put his career on the line. Andre continues to refuse and Vince says that people are gonna call him yellow. An enraged Andre gets up, grabs Vince by the tie and says he’ll do it and the 15 grand will be his. He storms off the set as an upset Vince knocks a cup of something off his desk. We cut there and this was here only to set up the final match of the tape, the Wrestlemania 1 showdown. Since I already covered that, I’ll just re-post it. First, we begin with the pre-match interview with Studd and Heenan. Studd and Heenan enter with the duffel bag of money and its funny to see Okerlund try to stick his hand in as Heenan swats it away. Heenan “There’s only 2 people that are gonna see this money, me and Studd….make it 3, the teller at the bank when we deposit the money.”

 

Match 10

Andre the Giant vs Big John Studd (with Bobby Heenan) in a $15,000 Slam Match

 

Commentators: Gorilla Monsoon and Jesse “The Body” Ventura

 

 Ok, the rules are simple…..if Andre bodyslams Studd he wins 15 grand but if Studd slams Andre then say goodbye to the Giant. Studd attacks Andre in the corner as the bell rings before Andre rallies with chop and a big headbutt. Andre boots Studd to the outside of the ring and John regroups with Heenan, back inside Andre taunts Studd until backing him into the corner. Andre chokes Studd in the corner and Ventura asks where the ref is, but this isn’t a standard wrestling match so there are no DQ’s to speak of. Andre hits a knee to the head and big hamhock to the head before executing avalanches in the corner. Studd goes for a bodyslam but Andre blocks it then chops away at Studd before hitting a bearhug. The fans chats for Andre to slam as Ventura says “25,000 strong chanting”…..thought the building only held about 17,000 but nevertheless it is a sell out. The bearhug spot is worked for 2 full minutes before letting go and hitting a forearm to the back as Ventura says this could be the last time we could be seeing Andre. Andre hits a headlock and hits another hamhock to the mid-section as the crowd erupts. Andre whips Studd off and catches the foot, then hits another right hand to the face. Andre blocks a back elbow smash before chopping John in the corner. Andre kicks away at Studd’s leg and I’ll let Monsoon handle this one. “Andre now going to work on the leg, LOOK AT THIS…ANDRE PICKS EM UP…HE SLAMMED HIM!!!” This one’s over and Andre wins the match as the crowd erupts again as Finkel hands Andre the bag of money. Andre begins throwing money into the crowd before Heenan sneaks up, steals the bag then runs to the back with Studd. Monsoon scoffs but Ventura sats “They don’t call him The Brain for nothin Gino!” Andre poses in the ring and his career will resume….for a few more years anyway. I look at this match not for the catch-as-catch-can but for the drama and the storyline because in 1985, 15 grand or retire was a big deal so this match certainly was legendary. Screw the ROH smarks and spotfest lovers.

 

Time of match: 5:52

Winner: Andre the Giant

 

  The tape ends here with the orchestral theme. Then we get previews for WRESTLEMANIA, BEST OF THE WWF VOLUME 3, BIGGEST, SMALLEST, STRANGEST, STRONGEST and ROWDY RODDY PIPER’S GREATEST HITS. I guess tapes came in 3 packs back then. That’s it for this one though, for a historical perspective it hasn’t aged well. A lot of these matches and angles are long forgotten except for the first Wrestlemania match. It also shows how Andre ages dramatically from a younger, more athletic force into a lumbering giant of power. Still, it was Andre who was up there with Hogan in star power. He deserved a profile tape for sure and this was the best they could do really. Most of his more legendary stuff on Saturday Night’s Main Event and pay-per-view were reserved for other tapes. Its not a bad way to spend 90 minutes but its not overly special either. 4 stars out of 5, one point off for not mentioning his showdown with Hogan at Shea Stadium, but still that worked out in WWF’s favor when Wrestlemania 3 came along. The next tape after this is BEST OF THE WWF VOLUME 2.

WWF Most Unusual Matches (WF005)

Most Unusual Matches

WWF MOST UNUSUAL MATCHES (WF005)

  After the first WRESTLEMANIA, Coliseum Video released MOST UNUSUAL MATCHES which was to highlight the unusual matches of the time period. Once again this is a pretty ballsy tape as we’re highlighting certain things that wouldn’t be highlighted in other promotions, but is that a good thing or a bad thing? Let’s find out. Since it was released following Wrestlemania, I’m assuming the video came out in May of 1985. Cue the Coliseum Video opening before being greeted by our host, Jesse “The Body” Ventura. Jesse is wearing a blue feathered turban and exotic red sunglasses. He says in order to present unusual matches, Coliseum Video needed an unusual wrestler and the outlandish Ventura fit the bill. He explains why these matches were chosen and why unusual matches. He makes the great point of presenting fans with greater combination of action like Texas Tornado and Lumberjack matches. We get a preview of the action we’re about to see before sending us to our first match. Ventura says there will be 9 matches shown so at least we know how many we’re in store for.

 

Match 1

Tito Santana vs Greg “The Hammer” Valentine (with Jimmy Hart) for the WWF Intercontinental Championship in a Lumberjack Match

Commentators: Gorilla Monsoon and “Mean” Gene Okerlund

Literally 2 weeks before Wrestlemania 1, Valentine was defending the title in Madison Square Garden against the former champ but with Lumberjack rules on March 17, 1985. Jesse explains that the concept of this match came from the old lumberjacks in the pacific northwest. They’d have their disputes and it would end when the two combatants would fight while the rest of them circled the two, no one could leave until the fight was over. Some of the heel lumberjacks are Matt Borne, “Big” John Studd, Terry Gibbs, Barry O (Bob Orton’s brother and Randy’s uncle), Charlie Fulton and King Kong Bundy. Some of the faces are Rocky Johnson, Ricky Steamboat, Jimmy Snuka and Junkyard Dog.  Valentine enters wearing purple tights and Santana in blue while Jimmy Hart is in a flamboyant suit combo. While the referee is checking Santana for foreign objects, Valentine clobbers him. Valentine unloads with forearms as Jimmy Hart taunts Gene Okerlund. Valentine drops Santana then clubs him with more forearms. Greg goes for the chinlock but Santana blocks it and gets to his feet. Santana tries to power out of it but Valentine rakes the eyes, what a heel! Greg sends Tito off but Santana catches him with a clothesline. Tito puts the boots to him in the corner then rams his head into the turnbuckle. After a Valentine Flop, Greg bails to the heel side of the ring. Borne, Studd, Orton and Fulton try to console Greg but Steamboat comes over and throws him onto the apron. Gene makes the comment “someday you may see those two go at it.” Wait till Wrestlemania 4 there Gene. Tito goes to work with forearms to the chest before Valentine drops to the floor. The heels try to protect Greg but again Steamboat comes over to toss him inside. Greg takes a swing at Steamboat then begs off. I think its funny that not only did Matt Borne let Steamboat get away with that, Junkyard Dog is literally standing next to Bundy. Guess everyone can get along after all, right? Tito catches the foot then delivers an atomic drop. Santana drops the champ with a knee lift as I notice Jimmy Hart standing next to Rocky Johnson. I heard Johnson’s son is one arrogant chef, he constantly asks people if they smell what he’s cooking.  Valentine bails to the heel side again but this time he’s thrown back in by the unlikely combo of JYD and Bundy. Greg would be wrestling JYD 14 days later at Wrestlemania. Santana attempts 10 punches in the corner but halfway through, Valentine catches him with an inverted atomic drop. Monsoon suggests that Rocky grab Jimmy Hart by the throat, heh. We get a TAPE EDIT and the crowd pops as Santana goes for the figure four, Greg squirms his way out of it and onto the floor into the arms of Jimmy Hart. Only problem is he’s on the face side of the ring and Rocky Johnson pushes Jimmy aside then with a little help from Steamboat, JYD and Snuka, tosses Greg back in. We get another TAPE EDIT (not this shit again) and now Santana has Valentine dazed with right hands. Bundy is next to Jimmy Hart now and they both cheer on Hammer. Valentine drops and bails only to be caught by Steamboat. For some reason the bell rings as Steamboat, Snuka, Dog and one of the jobbers tosses Greg back in. Valentine begs off as Tito stalks him around the ring. Tito rallies with right hands in the corner but a charge in the opposite one eats knee. Valentine falls on Tito and the ref makes the count..1….2.nope. We get a TAPE EDIT and Valentine throws Santana out to Studd and Borne’s part of the outside. Studd, Borne and JYD toss Tito back in the ring without a struggle. Valentine puts the boots to Tito then heaves him out the other side where the faces allow Tito time to rest before tossing him back on the apron, where he’s met by several Hammer forearms to the chest. Tito crawls into the ring where he’s met by a second rope forearm smash by Valentine. Greg drops a knee and the sloppy cover gets a deuce, Gorilla admonishes Greg for the cover. Greg drags Tito to the center of the ring and before he goes for the figure four, he taunts Tito by slapping him in the face. Valentine delivers a series of knee drops to the right leg of Santana then goes for the figure four. Tito blocks the first attempt then cradles him up for 1..2..nope. They trade blows in the center of the ring but a running forearm shot by Hammer floors Santana. Yet another TAPE EDIT followed by Santana rallying with right hands. They trade blows in the ring but now Santana gets the upper hand causing a Valentine Flop. Valentine goes to bail but catches him by pulling his tights down. The camera cuts to JYD shoving Barry O to keep this a family show. Santana suplexes a dazed Hammer. Tito makes the cover but only gets a deuce. Tito drops a few knees then goes for his own figure four, but Valentine blocks it and kicks him off. Valentine bails and heads for the exit but the faces stop him and heave him back inside. Santana hits a running forearm (not his finisher) that drops Hammer. Santana then goes for the figure four and hooks it in but Jimmy Hart hops up on the apron to distract the referee. Studd slides in the ring and pulls Valentine toward the ropes. The ref turns around and makes Santana break the hold. Santana goes after Studd but Valentine delivers a knee to the back. Valentine pounds away but Tito rallies then a brawl develops. Tito sends Greg off but their heads collide. Greg happens to fall on Santana and the ref counts 1…..2….3 and its over. Monsoon can’t believe it but The Hammer retains. The lumberjacks leave ringside as Fink announces Valentine the winner. Jimmy Hart and King Kong Bundy celebrate than get the heck out of dodge with the Hammer. Standard 1984 action but was this unusual? Not really, even for the time period.

Time of match: Edited, who cares?

Winner: Greg Valentine by pinfall (Still IC Champion)

We got right into the next match

Match 2

Greg “The Hammer” Valentine vs “Chief” Jay Strongbow in an Indian Strap Match

Commentator: Jesse “The Body” Ventura

On July 30, 1979 Valentine took on Strongbow at Madison Square Garden in a strap match which was unusual for that time period anyway. Valentine wastes no time and attacks Strongbow after Fink’s instructions. Valentine puts the boots to him before the strap is put on. BRILLIANT! The ref finally puts the strap on Greg and the bell gets underway. Greg clubs away in the corner then strangles Jay in the corner. Greg continues to pound away in the corner and Strongbow is busted open. Strongbow was a spry 50 at the time of the match and Greg was a month away from his 28th birthday. A prime hammer so to speak. Greg pounds away but Jay starts no-selling. He goes into the “Hey-How-Are-Ya” hulk up so to speak. Strongbow rallies with right hands and then starts whipping Greg all over the ring. Jay rams Greg into his own knee and we get another stinkin TAPE EDIT. Valentine delivers an elbow to the head and Strongbow crumples outside. Strongbow goes to regroup but he’s strapped so Valentine just lugs him back to the ring. Valentine kicks him back out and repeats the process until Strongbow grabs Greg’s leg. Jay pulls Greg out and they trade blows on the floor. Jay rams Greg’s head into the guardrail twice then grabs a chair. Greg stops the chair but is rammed into the ring post. Valentine is busted open as they continue to brawl. Greg then chokes Strongbow on the bottom rope. The ref steps in but Chief fights out of it. They trade blows in the corner as the ref tries to separate them. Jay then kicks the ref square in the nuts as the brawl continues. Ivan Putski, Tito Santana and Dominic DeNucci hit the ring to break up the fight. The bell rings as the two are pulled apart. A fan reaches over the guardrail and grabs a chair away from Valentine so Greg throws a few forearms at the portly gentleman. Back in those days, fans would routinely rush the ring and wrestlers were given carte blanche to fight their way out. Neither would never happen now, if a fan rushes the ring he would be whisked away by security and if a wrestled belted a fan, there’s a lawsuit on Vince’s hands. Gorilla Monsoon comes out to restore order before the fans riot. Everyone but Valentine bails and the fan reaches over again, Valentine goes to attack but security and the police restrain the two. They finally get Greg out of there was the scene cuts. That was a hell of a finish, a DQ in a strap match. Was it unusual? You bet your bippy big guy.

Time of match: An edited 5 minutes (real time was 7:46)

Winner: No one (Double DQ)

We head right into the next match

Match 3

“Superfly” Jimmy Snuka and Junkyard Dog vs “Rowdy” Roddy Piper and “Cowboy” Bob Orton in a Texas Tornado Rules tag match

Commentators: Gorilla Monsoon and Gene Okerlund

Madison Square Garden on January 21, 1985 saw this rare match. Rare for the rules, not for the participants. The rules are all four participants are in at the same time, there are no tags. This is going to be a long one for that reason only. Snuka starts unloading on Piper while Orton trades punches with JYD. JYD and Snuka gain the upper hand and whip the two heels together, only Orton backdrops Piper. Snuka headbutts Orton who crashes into Piper and they both go down. JYD gets on his knees and headbutts Piper around as Snuka snapmares Orton. Piper begs off as Snuka nails Orton with a punch that sends him through the ropes and to the outside. Piper is caught between Dog and Snuka so he bails to the other side of the ring. Snuka goes after him as Orton tries to sneak up on Dog but JYD nails him in the ribs. Snuka continues to attack Piper on the floor as Dog drops Orton with a clothesline. Piper whips Snuka into the ring post as Dog’s cover gets 1..2..and no. Piper gets in the ring, taps Dog on the shoulder and then pokes him in the eyes 3 Stooges style when Dog turns to look. Piper holds Dog and Orton knocks him down with a clothesline. Piper covers but Dog powers out at 2. Snuke re-enters the ring but Roddy cuts him off. Piper boots JYD to the outside as Orton comes over to take a swing at Snuka. Jimmy grabs Orton and Piper then rams their two heads together. Piper staggers backward and JYD kneels down behind him for the schoolyard trip but Piper goes to one knee and Snuka just tackles him over JYD. Snuka pounds the head of Piper but Roddy bails. Roddy heads for the exit but Snuka cuts him off with Orton in hot pursuit. Orton staggers back where Dog catches him and a brawl develops on the floor. Back inside Jimmy bites Piper on the mat as Orton pounds on Dog.  Orton then holds Snuka for Piper to deliver more damage and Piper cuts an onrushing JYD off with a thumb to the eye. Piper snapmares Dog and locks in a chinlock while Orton does the same to Snuka. We get a TAPE EDIT but the chinlocks are still applied. The faces then get to their feet but the heels whip them off the ropes to apply sleeperholds. Piper then kicks away at Snuka but we get another TAPE EDIT. Dog and Snuka are fading but they revive. Dog and Snuka grab each other’s hands and ram Orton/Piper’s heads together. Dog does his headbutts to Orton on the mat as Snuka rallies with right hands and a headbutt on Piper. Dog whops Orton into the corner who spirals upside down. Piper drops Dog with a kneelift, then in a moment that’s captured in the Coliseum Video opening montage; Piper and Orton combine to scoop slam Snuka. Piper grabs Dog and bites him in the corner as Orton goes up to the top. Orton tries a big splash but Snuka gets the knees up in time. Snuka headbutts Piper to the floor then follows him out. Piper sends Superfly into the ring post and trips up JYD as he bounces off the ropes. Orton drops a knee on Dog then rolls him cover, covers for 1…2….3 that’s it. Orton and Piper win it as Okerlund can’t believe it. Piper and Orton rush to the back with the losers pursuing. Monsoon says the crowd is stunned and the match cuts off right there. Was this unusual? Actually yeah, rarely do you see texas tornado rules in a WWF ring.

Time of match: An unofficial 7:55

Winners: Orton and Piper by pinfall
We go right to the next…..match so to speak. All it is, are highlights of an ancient women’s battle royal with Monsoon doing the voiceover.

Match 4

10 Women Battle Royal

Commentator: Gorilla Monsoon

Now this is a rarity. A women’s battle royal from the 1960’s. I can’t tell the exact date and at the start there are only 8 women in the ring. One of them is Donna Christianello, the rest Monsoon will have to fill us in on. Donna’s the one with the long black hair and she was trained by Fabulous Moolah. This battle royal has different rules as the only way to be eliminated is by pinfall. Now this will be one of the few times in history I’m going to go lazy-ass because other than Donna, I don’t have a clue who anyone is, so it’s impossible to call all the action. Before Monsoon takes over, Ventura’s voice over says the winner of the match would get a title shot against Fabulous Moolah. Yes, she was the chaAfter a tape edit that gets rid of two more girls, Monsoon gives us the run-down of Paula Kay, Black Panther, White Venus (who’s wearing a mask, which gives me 2 people I can spot instantly), Sue Green, Donna and Peggy Patterson.  Donna, Kay and Venus are thrown into each other by the other women. Another edit has Panther no longer with us as Venus executes a snap mare on Green. Kay puts the boots to Green. A little while later Kay and Green double cover Venus for the 3 count to eliminate her. Down to Green, Kay, Donna and Patterson. Here’s the funny thing, if this is the famous “Cowgirl” Sue Green, she would have to be 15-16 years old at the time of this match. Unless it’s a different Sue Green altogether….I don’t know.  Another edit shows Patterson and Green double-slingshotting the other two into the center of the ring. They do the same spot again to the other side. Two double monkeyflips by the babyfaces are followed by Kay and Donna seeking shelter under the bottom rope. A TAPE EDIT shows Sue tied up in the ropes while Paula snap mares and covers Peggy for nothing because the useless referee abandons the pinfall to check on Sue/Donna. He then gets down and counts to 2 then stops for some ungodly reason that even has Monsoon wondering what the hell is wrong with him on commentary. FINALLY he completes the 3 count and Peggy is sent to the showers leaving Sue alone with Donna and Paula. Once again we get TAPE EDITS up the wazoo which is uncalled for in a short match like this. Both Paula and Donna try to get the pinfall on Green but she kicks out both times. Paula goes for a slingshot on Sue but Donna’s standing behind her so Sue goes for the sunset flip….and blows it. Paula then starts grabbing on to her knees and its fairly obvious there’s supposed to be another slingshot going the other way. Sue slingshots Donna…who lands on her head, botching it as well. Usually women’s wrestling was far less crisp then mens back then, but this is reaching modern day diva levels. Kay eventually flips over but Donna’s on bottom. Even though DONNA is underneath Kay AND they tumbled into the ropes, THE IDIOT REF STILL COUNTS 3. The bell rings to boot as none of the women in the ring have any idea what’s going on. Green then does a running roll up on Donna and the ref counts to 3 again to end this disaster. Sue Green wins one of the ugliest women’s matches I’ve seen before the Diva era. Pretty impressive for a 16 year old. Was this an unusual match? Absolutely, even though it sucked.

Time of match: Who cares?

Winner: Sue Green

We go right into another battle royal, this one’s more recent and it’s at Madison Square Garden.

Match 5

20 Man Battle Royal

Commentators: Gorilla Monsoon and Gene Okerlund

Heh, it’s the battle royal from The Brawl To End It All. This was one of the undercard matches on the July 23, 1984 broadcast on MTV in Madison Square Garden. The only match shown live was Moolah vs Richter but the undercard was shown on MSG network. We get the entrants first: Sika, Jose Luis Rivera, Butcher Vachon, Antonio Inoki, Tony Garea, Chief Jay Strongbow, Afa, Steve Lombardi, Dick Murdoch, Bob Orton, Adrian Adonis, Renee Goulet, Ron Shaw, Charlie Fulton, Terry Daniels, Iron Sheik, Tito Santana, Paul Orndorff, Sgt Slaughter and 20 year old Samu, yes THAT Samu that would later shrink heads. That’s a pretty international battle royal if you look at it. You have the Samoans representing Samoa, Tito Santana representing Mexico, Garea representing New Zealand, Inoki representing Japan, Sheik representing Iran, Goulet and Butcher representing Canada and Jose Luis representing Puerto Rico. I’d say the Samoans would have the advantage with 3 of them in the ring. As with any battle royal its mayhem to start. Slaughter dumps Lombardi pretty quick (big surprise) as Garea sneaks up on Butcher. Samu and Afa double-team Orton in the corner before we get a TAPE EDIT, dammit. About 5 or 6 guys are gone including Sheik, Strongbow, Fulton, Butcher and Orndorff which is stupid because what’s the point of showing an edited battle royal? Adonis goes upstairs but crotches himself when he’s met with a right hand by Inoki. Inoki catches him with a dropkick that sends him through the ropes, not over the top. Goulet chokes down Terry Daniels in the corner while Garea tries to eliminate Shaw to no avail. Samu holds Goulet and Sarge nails him with a right hand. Afa and Sika doubleteam Murdoch in the corner and Samu comes over only to rake the eyes of Murdoch…yeah, big help. Goulet has Sarge halfway out of the ring but Sika makes the save. Murdoch whips Adonis over to Slaughter but Sarge backdrops him over and out. Murdoch jumps on Sarge and they both tumble over the top and out. The camera scans the 10 remaining wrestlers and jobbers Ron Shaw and Terry Daniels go at it, that’s one way to stick around while everyone else is eliminating each other. The crowd gasps as one of the Samoans is dumped but the camera misses it. The other Samoan tries to dump Goulet as Samu comes over and whacks Goulet, which only drops him back in the ring. Again Samu is no help to his own family. The camera misses Santana getting tossed out as Goulet ducks a charge and the other Samoan is gone. Other than Orton and Inoki, most everyone left are jobbers or rookies like Samu. We’re down to 8, make it 7 when Goulet backdrops Rivera out. By the way, Rivera would later don a mask and wrestle as one of the Conquistadors in what is considered the greatest Survivor Series match of all time….but that’s 5 years from now. Back to present time, Inoki unloads on Samu with cat swipes then ducks a charge to eliminate him. Because of that, the camera misses Terry Daniels going out and we’re down to 5. Bob Orton, Antonio Inoki, Ron Shaw, Renee Goulet and Tony Garea…who would have seen that coming considering who else was involved? Inoki takes a breather as Goulet goes after Orton and Garea gets tangled up with Shaw. Orton drops Goulet with a forearm then nails Inoki with one. Orton scoop slams Inoki but misses an elbow drop. Inoki dropkicks Orton over the top but Bob catches himself…only to trip and fall off the apron. Down to the final four of Garea, Shaw, Goulet and Inoki…wow. Shaw kicks at Garea while Goulet pounds away on Inoki. Goulet and Shaw team up and toss Garea out. Shaw and Goulet shake hands as Inoki tries to rev up the crowd. Earlier on the card, Shaw lost to Sika in a one on one match so could he avenge his loss here? Looks like a big hell no as Inoki ducks under a double clothesline as Ron and Renee crash into the corner. The two eventually overpower Inoki and Shaw holds him for Goulet. Renee bounces off the ropes and….Inoki moves so Goulet clotheslines Shaw over the top and out. Inoki dropkicks Goulet but he’s too far away from the ropes. Inoki then grabs him and tosses him out the other side to win the match. This was the last match on the card as the entire crowd almost literally runs for the exit (Madison Square Garden had an 11 PM curfew at the time). Fink announces Inoki the winner as Shaw and Goulet are sprawled out on the cement. For those that don’t know, Inoki was the founder of New Japan Pro Wrestling which later provided WCW with a lot of top talent. Vince would get his guys from All-Japan, which was founded by Inoki’s wrestling school classmate, Giant Baba. Was this an unusual match? No, but there was an unusual winner so I guess ½ unusual.

Time of match: I don’t give a damn

Winner: Antonio Inoki

We go to one of the most legendary matches in WWF history.

Match 6

“Superfly” Jimmy Snuka (with Buddy Rogers) vs Don “Magnificent” Muraco for the WWF Intercontinental Championship in a Steel Cage Match

Commentators: Gorilla Monsoon and Pat Patterson

October 17, 1983 in Madison Square Garden saw the culmination of a feud that had a greater impact on wrestling AFTER it had happened, which I’ll explain later. Snuka was a heel under the guidance of Captain Lou Albano but when former WWF Champion “Nature Boy” Buddy Rogers in a famous “Buddy’s Corner” (think Piper’s Pit only a few years earlier) segment convinced Snuka that Albano was no good, Jimmy turned on Lou and became the babyface we know today. Rogers would accompany Jimmy to the ring during the pre-Hulkamania years. Snuka and Rogers slowly check out the cage as they make their way around as Muraco shouts at them from inside. As Snuka and Rogers come around the right corner, a long haired teenager in a flannel shirt gives the “I love you” sign. We’ll get to him later. Finally Snuka gets in the cage and the crowd goes nuts. Muraco, in the black tights, ties up but delivers a forearm to the back. They brawl for a bit before Snuka drops the champ with a headbutt. Another tie up leads to Muraco taking a beating in the ropes. A big chop floors Muraco. Don crawls for the door but Jimmy stops him. Snuka rams Muraco’s head in the turnbuckle then delivers a big right hand. Jimmy rams Don into the other corner twice then chops him again. Don gets a knee to the mid-section then slingshots Snuka into the cage. Snuka is busted wide open as Muraco puts the boots to him. Muraco grates Jimmy’s head into the cage then unloads with right hands. Muraco whips Jimmy into the corner but a charge eats knee. Snuka climbs to the top but Don stops him with a forearm to the back. Don rams Jimmy’s head into the cage then foolishly picks him up in a fireman’s carry. Snuka catches himself on the top of the cage then knocks Muraco crotch first onto the top rope. Snuka nails Muraco back in the ring as Monsoon scoffs (and so do I) at Jimmy for not climbing out of the cage at this point with Muraco down. Jimmy tries to climb down but Muraco nails him with a rib shot then powerslams him into the center of the ring. Don heads for the door but Jimmy catches him at the last second. Muraco then mule kicks him in the gonads as Monsoon says its legal. Jimmy reverses a whip and Muraco half-Flair flips into the corner. Jimmy rams Muraco into the cage and now he’s busted open too. Jimmy gets fired up and drops Don with a big right hand. He scoop slams the champ then goes upstairs. Jimmy drops a fist from the second rope as the crowd comes alive. Snuka rallies with right hands and another chop that sends Muraco to the canvas. Jimmy stuns Don with a headbutt, bounces off the ropes and nails Muraco with a flying headbutt….but oh no! Muraco flips over the top rope and out of the cage, which means MURACO WINS! Snuka can’t believe it as Patterson says it was an accident. Snuka screams as he leaves the cage and prevents Muraco from leaving. He tosses Muraco back in for some extracurricular activity. Jimmy suplexes Muraco into the middle of the cage then goes upstairs. He then looks behind him and climbs all the way to the top of the cage. Monsoon “SUPERFLY PERCHED 15 FEET HIGH!” The long haired teenager in the flannel shirt watched in amazement as Snuka lept off the top of the cage and nailed Muraco with a Superfly splash. The crowd goes crazy as Snuka grabs the IC belt and poses with it for the crowd. Jimmy drops the belt on Muraco’s fallen body and does the “I love you pose” Jimmy makes his exit as Muraco twitches on the canvas. Monsoon goes to the replay of Snuka diving off the cage as the doctor at ringside tends to Muraco inside. We cut the action here but I’m glad they kept the entire match intact as well as the historic finish. By the way, that long-haired teenager in the flannel shirt was 18 year old Mick Foley. When he saw Snuka leap off the cage he got inspired to become a wrestler himself. So Muraco/Snuka in a cage had a much more lasting impression on the wrestling world because of Mick Foley than the actual feud itself. So was this an unusual match? Cage matches back then were the feud enders plus we saw Mick Foley before he ever got in the business so I say sure. The match itself wasn’t anything special but given the level of intensity, plus the finish, good stuff!

Time of match: 6:42

Winner: Don Muraco (still IC Champion)

As anti-climatic as it sounds, the cage match didn’t end the feud. A few months later the managers would get involved and a tag match would take place. Only it would be Snuka teaming with Arnold Skaaland against Captain Lou and Muraco. Apparently Rogers got hurt in training for the match and Arnie took his place.

Match 7

“Captain” Lou Albano and Don “Magnificent” Muraco vs “The Golden Boy” Arnold Skaaland and Jimmy “Superfly” Snuka

Commentators: Gorilla Monsoon and Pat Patterson

With Buddy Rogers out, 58 year old Arnold Skaaland gets back in the ring to assist Snuka against Muraco and Albano. Albano was 50 years old himself at the time of the match. Snuka was 40 believe it or not with Muraco bringing up the rear at 34. We’re back at Madison Square Garden on December 26, 1983, the night Sheik defeated Backlund for the world title. Skaaland and Muraco start with a tie up as Patterson says not to count Arnie out due to his age. Skaaland and Albano are no strangers to each other either. 16 years earlier Skaaland and his partner Spiros Arion dropped the WWWF US Tag Team Titles to The Sicillians (Albano and Tony Altimore). Muraco (wearing the black tights) gets the upperhand as Ventura’s voice-over explains the upcoming contest (why couldn’t they have done this BEFORE the action started?). Muraco misses a charge in the corner and Skaaland (in the blue tights) arm-drags Muraco twice. Muraco clears his head then methodically stalks Arnie. A sideheadlock is applied before Skaaland sends Muraco off who jumps over Skaaland then stops to give the arm and the elbow to Snuka. Don turns around into a scoop slam by Skaaland. Albano interferes and is met with a big right hand. A TAPE EDIT shows Muraco now tying up with Skaaland. Arnie gets sent off who nails Albano in the corner with a big forearm. Muraco charges and Arnie catches him with a nice inside cradle for 1..2..nope. Not bad for a guy who would turn 59 less than a month later. Muraco bails to clear his head then re-enters. Muraco swipes at Skaaland as we go to the replay of the small package. Skaaland crawls under the legs of Muraco and tags in the Superfly. Muraco backs off but with a cocky smirk on his face while Albano paces on the apron. The camera cuts to a shot of the crowd and misses Snuka onloading on Albano.  Muraco gets Snuka in a headlock, sends him off and drops him with a shoulderblock. Snuka does his trademark leapfrogs then drops Muraco with a big chop. A jumping headbutt floors Muraco. Jimmy makes the cover but only gets a 2, then applies a rest hold. The ref gives Albano shit as a kid in the front row takes a swig of coke. Muraco begins to power up as Snuka yells at Albano. Monsoon makes note that Lou hasn’t been in the match yet. Muraco breaks free and tags in Albano right on cue. Albano comes in and begs off in a circle then goes to give Jimmy a hug. Jimmy is not in a hugging mood and he greets Lou with a kick to the gut and a chop, Albano barely sells either. Jimmy goes for another chop but Albano no sells it and punches Snuka in the gonads, ouch. Jimmy staggers into the corner where Albano delivers a forearm to the back. Albano unloads on Jimmy with the heavy artillery and a rake to the eyes. Lou then distracts the refree and Muraco then goes upstairs to deliver a standing knee to the throat. The ref turns around and Muraco puts his hands up then bails. Referee Gil Roman is asleep apparently. Albano continues to unload on Snuka then tags Muraco back in. A double knee lift drops Snuka then a running knee lift floors him again. A big thumb to the eye has Superfly rolling around in agony. A series of boots and an elbow sends Jimmy to the canvas. Arnold looks on intently and Snuka begins to rally with right hands and a headbutt. A chop decks Muraco but Snuka goes to attack Albano. Don dropkicks Snuka in the back then tags in Lou. Albano continues to punch/kick Snuka around then tags Don in. Muraco holds Snuka but Jimmy moves and Albano nails Muraco instead. Skaaland interferes to attack Albano in the corner. Snuka sneaks to the top rope as Muraco turns around into a flying bodypress. The cover 1..2…3 and its over, Snuka’s team wins it. Snuka rams Lou and Don’s heads together after the bell. Patterson cuts off mid-sentence as apparently Albano was giving him shit. Fink announces the winners as we cut right there. Well that was average at best. Did it belong on this kind of tape, hell no! Like I said, it was anti-climatic after the cage match plus all Albano did was stumble and bumble around. I will say at least Skaaland and Albano were trained professionals, unlike when celebs get in the ring nowadays.

Time of match: An un-official 8:16

Winners: Jimmy Snuka and Arnold Skaaland

Moving right along to one from the archives. This one goes back to the late 70’s.

Match 8

Haystacks Calhoun “High Chief” Peter Maivia and Larry Zybysko vs Butcher Vachon, Moose Monroe and Strong Kobayashi

Commentator: Vince McMahon

We go back to the WW…WF when Vince McMahon Sr was running the show. Back then you had guys coming in and out of the territory unless they homesteaded like Bruno Sammartino. This is supposed to highlight Haystacks who was a legitimate 600 pounds. What about the rest? Well we know Butcher and Zybysko from previous tapes. Peter Maivia is the grandfather of The Rock and father-in-law of “Soulman” Rocky Johnson, which is the inspiration for Rock’s original name of “Rocky Maivia”. Maivia was also one tough son of a bitch, his tribal tattoos down his abs and legs were done over a period of 3 days using a hammer, needle and ink. None of this lazer shit, he had it done the hard way. Kobayashi was in town from Japan, most notably the International Wrestling Enterprise. Moose Monroe was a standard jobber of the 70’s. Haystacks was the Andre the Giant of his time. He basically had the same career too only 15 years earlier. The fact he was a hillbilly paved the way for future bumpkins Hillbilly Jim, Cousin Luke, Uncle Elmer, The Godwinns, etc. At one point, Haystacks was the LIGHTER wrestler in a match with the 800 pound Happy Humphrey. Think Yokozona was too fat by the end of his run in WWF, add on another 200 pounds and that’s what Humphrey was. Anyway back to the actual match, Zybysko stars with Kobayashi who chickens out and Butcher gets in. Zybysko arm drags Vachon twice before tagging in Calhoun. Butcher tags in Monroe as Haystacks stalks him. Calhoun puts him in a full nelson but none of his babyface teammates want to take a cheap shot. Butcher interferes but the ref shoos him away. Finally Zybysko gets in a cheap shot (of course it had to be him) and Haystacks throws Monroe into the corner. Haystacks is wearing is standard overalls and black t-shirt, Zybysko has black tights and Maivia has pink ones. Monroe has the Baron Von Raschke-esque red and black combo pants. Calhoun does a series of avalanches in the corner on Monroe then applies a bear-hug. Zybysko tags in where he rallies with right hands and dropping Moose with a knee to the gut. Maivia tags in who is all smiles as he delivers a stomach-breaker. Calhoun tags in and delivers a sloppy big splash. As he covers, Maivia actually runs on top of him then jumps onto Kobayashi as the ref counts 1..2…3 to end it. Zybysko had actually ran up Calhoun to deliver a flying forearm to Butcher as well. The match cuts right there. Was this an unusual match? No. Did it have unusual participants? Yes. Haystacks was the Andre the Giant of the 60’s and Peter Maivia was one of the first Samoans to make it in New York. Unfortunately, Peter died of cancer in June of 1982, 3 years before the tape was released. So while the match may have been a boring squash, least it contained some rare stars that are hardly ever talked about anymore.

Time of match: Joined in progress

Winners: Haystacks Calhoun, Peter Maivia and Larry Zybysko

On to the final match of the tape, the one that teased us in BLOOPERS, BLEEPS AND BODYSLAMS, the 10 men, 3 out of 5 fall tag match.

Match 9

“Playboy” Buddy Rose, “Superstar” Billy Graham, Ray “Crippler” Stevens, Mr. Fuji, and Don “Magnificent” Muraco (with Captain Lou Albano) vs Jimmy “Superfly” Snuka, Pedro Morales, Salvatore Bellomo, Rocky Johnson and Andre the Giant

Commentator: Gorilla Monsoon

Lot of talent in that ring all around, this is going to be a long one due to it being 3 out of 5 falls with a TWO HOUR time limit. We’re at the Philadelphia Spectrum on February 19, 1983. We got 3 WWF champions in Graham, Morales and Andre with Muraco the reigning IC champ. Rose and Stevens held multiple AWA tag team titles (with different partners) and Mr Fuji was a former WWF tag team champion. Snuka and Belomo never won any gold but Snuka never had to, he was a top draw on his own. Johnson starts in the ring with Fuji but the devious one backs Johnson into the face side of the ring. Fuji gets in a wrist-lock but Johnson rolls out of it and nips backwards. He rallies with his Ali right hands and drops Fooj. Ventura is talking over the action trying to introduce everyone and go over the rules. Fuji tags out to Buddy Rose. Buddy gets a headlock then nails Johnson with a shoulderblock only for Johnson to pop up, leapfrog and catapult Rose across the ring. Rose charges into two arm-drags before Stevens tags in. He eats two arm-drags before he crawls to the corner to tag in Muraco. We get a TAPE EDIT and now Snuka’s in the ring with Muraco. Snuka goes to town on Muraco before tagging in Morales, Morales floors Don with a forearm to the chest and revs up the crowd before tagging in Andre. Andre shoots Muraco in the ropes then delivers a big boot that sends Don over the top rope to the floor. Stevens and Rose come over to help him back in and once inside, Muraco locks in a headlock on the giant who gets sent off the ropes and runs into the huge posterior of Andre. Muraco sells it like he took a cannon shot to the ribs. Stevens tags in and begs off as we get another TAPE EDIT and now its Bellomo in with Muraco. Poor Bellomo, he was the least known out of all 10 men. Muraco gets him up in an airplane spin. Round and round he goes and then falls backwards (haha) with Bellomo on top for 1..2..no. A dizzy Muraco tags out to Rose who puts Bellomo in another airplane spin. He drops him and goes to make a tag only its in the wrong corner. Johnson scares Rose away into his own corner who tags in Mr. Fuji. Fooj delivers a thrust to the throat then Stevens tags in to pound away at Salvatore. Stevens goes for the blatant choke but Bellomo gets an elbow to the gut then makes the tag to Superfly. Stevens begs off but Snuka goes through his offense before Stevens tags in Muraco, who runs into a jumping headbutt Snuka tags in Morales who has a score to settle since it was Muraco who dethroned him as IC champ. Muraco backs up right into the arms of Andre, who holds him as Morales unloads with the heavy artillery. Johnson tags in to do the Ali jabs before finishing with a right hand that drops Don. Andre tags in and Muraco begs off. Andre headbutts Muraco who gets his head stuck in the top rope on the face side. We get another TAPE EDIT and now Bellomo has the headlock on Fuji. A standing dropkick by Salvatore floors Fuji then drops him with a shoulderblock. Bellomo charges right into an over the head belly-to-belly suplex, the cover by Fuji gets 1…2..3 and the first fall goes to Team Muraco. Per rules, Bellomo and Fuji have to start the second fall. Fuji continues to work over Salvatore before picking him up for a scoop slam. Snuka comes off the top rope with a dropkick that sends Bellomo crashing down on Fuji, Dick Woehrle gets down 1..2…3 and we’re tied up at one fall apiece just like that. The faces celebrate as Bellomo gets a rest in the corner. A TAPE EDIT has Bellomo crawling away from Buddy Rose but the Playboy catches him. Bellomo gets in some defensive shots before tagging in Snuka. Rose sends him off but Superfly leapfrogs over him then slides under for a sunset flip that apparently gets a 3 count. Monsoon’s overdub commentary eliminated the sound and the camera angle was off. Rose jumps up in protest as the faces take a 2 to 1 lead. One more and they win. Snuka and Rose tie up and Buddy gets in a headlock. They do the same sequence as before only Snuka does his leapfrog/chop combo that sends Playboy flying.  Andre tags in and chops Rose down, he gets to his feet but is clobbered with a big right hand from Andre. Rose goes for a tag but Graham doesn’t want in so Fuji reluctantly does. Thanks to the editing, Graham hasn’t been in the match yet it seems. Fuji gets whacked but disorients Andre with a double slap to the ears. Muraco tags in and nails Andre with a forearm to the chest. Stevens grabs Andre from the outside but the Giant headbutts him away. Muraco goes up to the top rope but Andre catches him and slams him down to the mat. Andre sends him off the ropes and staggers the IC champ with a big chop. Muraco falls into his corner but again Graham avoids the tag and Rose reluctantly makes it. Andre brings him in the hard way and then does a double noggin knocker with Superfly, ha! Andre sends Rose off and delivers a big boot. Andre sits on him and the ref counts 1..2…3 and its over. Team Andre wins it 3 falls to 1 as Billy Graham does absolutely nothing. For extracurricular activity, Andre clocks Stevens too. The fans goes wild as Bellomo unloads on Graham who no-sells everything and simply leaves the ring. Muraco’s team retreats as Team Andre celebrates in the ring.

Time of match: Who cares?

Winners: Andre the Giant, Salvatore Bellomo, Pedro Morales, Jimmy Snuka and Rocky Johnson by pinfall

The orchestral theme hits as the credits roll. The after-preview Ventura says “available this June, Wrestlemania!” Wait, Wrestlemania was the 4th tape released and this was the 5th, how was it released BEFORE Wrestlemania? Anyway the 2 hour cassette was listed for $39.95 retail….hahahaha. I know its Wrestlemania but not even blu rays are worth that much these days. 40 dollars in 85 is like 70 today.  Monsoon takes over to preview BEST OF THE WWF VOLUME 3 then BIGGEST, SMALLEST, STRANGEST, SMALLEST and finally ROWDY RODDY PIPER’S GREATEST HITS. So were these the most unusual matches? For the most part yes. It was standard 1980’s action with the focus on showmanship more than mat based wrestling. For the most part the tape is worth picking up but certainly nothing to break the bank for. 3 stars out of 5. One point off because of the edit jobs and another point off for the women’s match. The next tape after this is ANDRE THE GIANT, another profile tape.